Last Supper

[Doc Creed]

You look out your stone cell window. The gallows await you. What would be your choice for your last supper? (Make a menu if you feel like it.)


Mine:

Ox tails and gravy
Chicken and dumlkings
Candied yams
Rice
Fried okra
Crowder peas
Cornbread

Bread pudding
Coconut cake

Sweet tea

 

[Steffen]

Pizza and chocolate cake, which I would insist be shared with everyone, because nobody can resist pizza or chocolate cake.

I'd put poison in them first, though.

 

[GNTLGNT]

....ummm, gee lemmee think....cookies!!!!....and a box of Ex-Lax, so I could sh*t all over em in my death throes...

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Fresh grilled Brood VI 17-year cicadas, escargot wrapped in bacon, PA Dutch filling made by 80 year Old Amish women with home made chicken gravy, asparagus, Irish soda bread, a side of scrapple with Karo syrup, and NY Cheesecake with fresh strawberries.

Unfortunately, that strain of cicadas emerged this spring so I'd have to wait another 17 years for that last supper.

 

[Doc Creed]

Fresh grilled Brood VI 17-year cicadas, escargot wrapped in bacon, PA Dutch filling made by 80 year Old Amish women with home made chicken gravy, asparagus, Irish soda bread, a side of scrapple with Karo syrup, and NY Cheesecake with fresh strawberries.

Unfortunately, that strain of cicadas emerged this spring so I'd have to wait another 17 years for that last supper.

Have you really tried these before?

 

[SusanNorton]

Cheese grits with greens and some BBQ pulled pork, along with a double old-fashioned. For dessert - bread pudding with whiskey sauce.

 

[Doc Creed]

Cheese grits with greens and some BBQ pulled pork, along with a double old-fashioned. For dessert - bread pudding with whiskey sauce.

So, you like your soul food, too, eh? Nicely done.

 

[Spideyman]

A philly cheese steak. The way they were made back in the 60's in Philly. The NY cheesecake with fresh strawberries sounds perfect. A soda fountain original cherry coke.

 

[staropeace]

Large plate of valium about one hour before execution time.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Have you really tried these before? View attachment 21491

I've had roasted locusts, heavy on the salt, several times. Cicadas can't be much different, I recon. Anyway, I'd have 17 more years to prepare myself.

 

[skimom2]

....ummm, gee lemmee think....cookies!!!!....and a box of Ex-Lax, so I could sh*t all over em in my death throes...

Oh, you're gonna be dropping the brown no matter what. Are you looking for force and velocity?

 

[danie]

Ox tails and gravy

dumlkings

Okay, no one has ever really eaten ox tails. C'mon.
And I'd have to steal a few dumlkings off'n yor plate.

 

[skimom2]

Okay, no one has ever really eaten ox tails. C'mon.
And I'd have to steal a few dumlkings off'n yor plate.

Oxtail soup is good

 

[danie]

Oxtail soup is good

And where'd you get such fare?

 

[skimom2]

And where'd you get such fare?

I first had it in a German language class--it's apparently a German staple (osnafrank could tell us for sure). Mostly tastes like a strong beef broth, but a little greasier. I've since made it a time or two.

 

[danie]

I first had it in a German language class--it's apparently a German staple osnafrank could tell us for sure). Mostly tastes like a strong beef broth, but a little greasier. I've since made it a time or two.

Hmmm, sounds as if I'd like it! Next time you cut off your oxen's tails for supper, send me an invitation!

 

[skimom2]

Hmmm, sounds as if I'd like it! Next time you cut off your oxen's tails for supper, send me an invitation!

Haha! I think I have a package in the freezer (probably freezer burned by now). If I ever make it again, I'll give you a ring

 

[Doc Creed]

Okay, no one has ever really eaten ox tails. C'mon.
And I'd have to steal a few dumlkings off'n yor plate.

They're just called ox tails. If you buy them in the store, that's how they are labeled. But it is the tail of the cow. It's delicious and tastes like tender roast.

Y'know it was killing me to correct that earlier, lol. Itching at me more than this poison ivy. But you knew that, didn't you, dumpling?

 

[Doc Creed]

As Skimom alluded to, some ethnic communities and restaurants cook actual ox tails. It's a soul food staple, too.

 

[danie]

They're just called ox tails. If you buy them in the store, that's how they are labeled. But it is the tail of the cow. It's delicious and tastes like tender roast.

Y'know it was killing me to correct that earlier, lol. Itching at me more than this poison ivy. But you knew that, didn't you, dumpling?

I did know that.
Which is the only reason I brought it up, dumlking. My new name for you.