Man and computer
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Well I suppose he has a point - a bonkers one but nevertheless a point. If a woman can marry a dolphin and a man can marry a cardboard cut out of himself then he should in theory be allowed to marry his computer. What a crazy mixed up person he is.
I guess we know where his hard drive goes. 
This is all about making a point about his opposition to gay marriage. Why do these people that want to make this kind of argument always end up comparing gay marriage to something non-human? Let him marry his computer and then ignore the idiot.
Probably better than living in sin. There is nothing new under the sun.
Sounds like there's more crazy going on than just him.
Do you really need a piece of paper to know that you and your computer love each other?
Do you really need a piece of paper to know that you and your computer love each other?
What's he going to do once his OS is no longer... supported?
And... I hope he has good virus protection, just saying.
And... I hope he has good virus protection, just saying.
It's not that bad. The wedding night was a little rough what with the floppy and all, but once I rebooted her and cleaned up the...........ah........... disc space it was bliss.
Just wait until the first time he has to de-frag.
Do you really need a piece of paper to know that you and your computer love each other?
Let's leave the printer out of this..........
Why not just a nice "Commitment" ceremony? And I do mean commitment in the true sense of the word.
I wonder if that keyboard has a sleazy button.
God forbid we allow people to marry who they love. What a horrifying concept!
Could there be a custody battle over the printer if the man and computer split? The man may have to provide paper and ink support until the printer is 18 too.
What would happen if he formatted his hard drive
I wonder if the computer will let him User Interface?
It all started when he first plugged in his joystick.
There's a RAM joke in there somewhere too, but I'm going to quit before I get banned.
It all started when he first plugged in his joystick.
There's a RAM joke in there somewhere too, but I'm going to quit before I get banned.