Man Pours Milk On Self in Walmart

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Blake

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Naked man runs through Walmart, pours milk on self | FOX2now.com

Only in Kentucky; only in Walmart.......
You can tell he's not really a nut. It's either a prank, or an attempt to get his fifteen minutes of fame. I have often thought about 'streaking' at a football match, but there's a $5000 fine. I got fined for walking out in my front yard naked,to get the mail from the post-box, a woman in her early thirties was walking past with her dog and must have called the police.
 

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I got fined for walking out in my front yard naked,to get the mail from the post-box, a woman in her early thirties was walking past with her dog and must have called the police.

Isn't that annoying? I've heard other stories like that, even ones where the person was in their own house and got yelled at for it. And yet, fifty shades of :barf: was all the rage this spring...I will never understand this society.
 

Blake

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Isn't that annoying? I've heard other stories like that, even ones where the person was in their own house and got yelled at for it. And yet, fifty shades of :barf: was all the rage this spring...I will never understand this society.
I grew up where my father didn't mind walking around half naked because he was Swedish. I remember when I was about ten years old, he would be standing on the front step of the terrace house, and he was recovering from a hard night of drinking, and he would be wearing loose fitting King-gees, and his
balls would be dangling out the side
, and girls would walk past and giggle.
 
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FlakeNoir

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I grew up where my father didn't mind walking around half naked because he was Swedish. I remember when I was about ten years old, he would be standing on the front step of the terrace house, and he was recovering from a hard night of drinking, and he would be wearing loose fitting King-gees, and his
balls would be dangling out the side
, and girls would walk past and giggle.
Though I did mean to ask... is this normal practice for Swedish people... Kurben? :biggrin2:
 

danie

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Naked man runs through Walmart, pours milk on self | FOX2now.com

Only in Kentucky; only in Walmart.......
"Only in Kentucky," huh?
Yep, we doan not know no better cuz we's all idiot dang hillbillies rightchere. Why, I best go to Virginny to buy me sum dangded shoes and learn me what the other 32 US of states of thangs done did so's I can get muh brain fixded.
Seriously? As a Kentuckian, I do declare I resent the implication. Par for the course, as they say.
 

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"Only in Kentucky," huh?
Yep, we doan not know no better cuz we's all idiot dang hillbillies rightchere. Why, I best go to Virginny to buy me sum dangded shoes and learn me what the other 32 US of states of thangs done did so's I can get muh brain fixded.
Seriously? As a Kentuckian, I do declare I resent the implication. Par for the course, as they say.

Well placed. I mean, it's not like Kentucky was the state that had a mobile home for its governors mansion. Now we know why Gov. Huckabee is so bent on a Presidential run - he's merely pining for decent living quarters for his political stature.

Although in Arkansas's defense, it was a triple-wide. And an upgrade from the governor's mansion then existing.
 

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Actually, no. We usually don't walk around naked more than others in public. But it is quite common for women to suntan topless in public, for example on a beach. Otherwise it is very unusual for swedish people to go naked. =D

*vrooooooooooooooooooooom*

That noise was the sound of all the SKMB boys heading for the nearest Swedish beach. :laugh:
 

Maskins

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*vrooooooooooooooooooooom*

That noise was the sound of all the SKMB boys heading for the nearest Swedish beach. :laugh:

I have walked past a nudist beach when I was staying in Sydney a few years ago (no I did not join in before anyone asks). I can categorically state with 100% accuracy (and disappointment) that it was not how my younger teenage self would have imagined it. Some days, when I close my eyes, I can still see that beach. *shudder*
 

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You can tell he's not really a nut. It's either a prank, or an attempt to get his fifteen minutes of fame. I have often thought about 'streaking' at a football match, but there's a $5000 fine. I got fined for walking out in my front yard naked,to get the mail from the post-box, a woman in her early thirties was walking past with her dog and must have called the police.

that' s just ridiculous - people need to get over themselves and get a life!