Man Pours Milk On Self in Walmart
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I also meant to reply to this, but my butterfingers hit the "post reply" button before I was ready.
Anyway, I've almost done that dozens of times. I'm so used to the feel of being in a state of undress that I constantly catch myself going outside before I'm appropriate. I've even been walking in the store, driving the car, or sitting at a restaurant when I suddenly start slapping at myself; I get too comfortable, can't remember if I put clothes on or not, and freak out. Luckily, I've never gotten into trouble. But I think that's more because of paranoia and a vigilant husband than anything else.
...PM me the prints or it never happened....
Ooh.
...shapely and covered in Vaseline...just how I likes my wimmin!....
His 15 minutes of fame are over. Now he's just milking it.
Damn right it was a triple wide, we take care of our Governors 'round these parts
Yep, if teleportation was possible, I'd be visiting Sweden right here and now*vrooooooooooooooooooooom*
That noise was the sound of all the SKMB boys heading for the nearest Swedish beach.
Yep, if teleportation was possible, I'd be visiting Sweden right here and now
You'd better check with Kurben first to see if it's a hot day!I'll just chill out on the beach 'till it warms up. I've always wanted to visit there anyway
Night has begun but from wednesday it is said that temperatures will be betweeen 25-30C. That is definitely beach weather. But since the summer been cold untiul now maybe the water is still to cpold to lure the bathcrazies...
Wanna TandemPort? I'd love to see Sweden and we could go meet Kurben!I'll just chill out on the beach 'till it warms up. I've always wanted to visit there anyway
(I'll just go do something else when you boys want to hang out at the beach...)
You are so welcome. Lets skip the beach, beaches are every in the world, but sweden only in sweden!!
Hmm, though ya know, perhaps justa wee tad of a, um, let's say nip, in the air, that might not be so very awful
Hmm, though ya know, perhaps justa wee tad of a, um, let's say nip, in the air, that might not be so very awful
Patrick!Yep, tandem teleportation it is! I'll break away from the beach to see some sights and Kurben can give us a guided tour