Man Spreading.

[aussie12]

The reason I love this site ?? It gives me a good laugh, thanks everyone.

 

[Lepplady]

I took biology this semester. Sperm require it to be 4 degrees cooler than regular body temperature otherwise they get too hot. Heating your testicles is a cause of infertility. The bod created the cremaster muscle, which causes them to contract and expand, further or closer away from the body, when they need to be cooler or warmer. Guys who keep their legs open are probably just keeping their stuff from roasting to keep the baby making possibilities open.

Some of 'em need to let 'em roast. Just sayin'.

....there ain't a cracker in the world big enuff to spread THIS cracker on....

That depends on how long we let you cook down.

 

[Van Blaricum]

There seems to be new trend among young guys. They wear a size larger in their shoes. I guess they buy into the shoe size equal male unit size.

I thought young people bought their shoes a little big since they are so pricey...they way they can grow into them or wear thick socks?

 

[blunthead]

I thought young people bought their shoes a little big since they are so pricey...they way they can grow into them or wear thick socks?

The young buying their own shoes?! What's the world coming to?!

 

[Van Blaricum]

The young buying their own shoes?! What's the world coming to?!

I forgot not all young people have jobs and buy their own footwear like I did mine when I was a young person. In light of Blunts post... I thought young peoples parents bought their shoes a size too big!

 

[blunthead]

The young buying their own shoes?! What's the world coming to?!

I forgot not all young people have jobs and buy their own footwear like I did mine when I was a young person. In light of Blunts post... I thought young peoples parents bought their shoes a size too big!

I'm just being silly, and assuming what the word "young" means. The image I saw was when I was kid and my mom and I would shop for shoes for me.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Whatever happened to reverse psychology? Just ignore them and this fad will go quietly away like so many others. The dude in the second pic may just have too much leg and he doesn't know what to do with them on the train! LOL

This is not a "fad." It's been going on for as long as I have been riding public transportation here where I live. I do not do this but many guys I ride to work with daily do.

 

[Van Blaricum]

This is not a "fad." It's been going on for as long as I have been riding public transportation here where I live. I do not do this but many guys I ride to work with daily do.

Biology dictates that these guys are the guys to mate with

Grrrr.....I'm on the prowl now looking for guys sitting with their legs too wide

** hubba hubba **

 

[blunthead]

Biology dictates that these guys are the guys to mate with

Grrrr.....I'm on the prowl now looking for guys sitting with their legs too wide

** hubba hubba **

I was just considering that, assuming conscious thought - and that, on a primal, subhuman level - the male is performing a kind of courting position, in the attempt to draw in females - even one - who realize that sitting next to the male, in the process brushing against his hard knee, she might have finally found a date.

 

[Van Blaricum]

I think that's correct. Male spreads legs to keep his junk cool, thus letting the ladies know he is an eligible baby maker, setting himself apart from the knees closed guys... then she subconsciously notices, and next thing you know they're rubbing knees and making babies. Yep!

 

[blunthead]

I think that's correct. Male spreads legs to keep his junk cool, thus letting the ladies know he is an eligible baby maker, setting himself apart from the knees closed guys... then she subconsciously notices, and next thing you know they're rubbing knees and making babies. Yep!

Yep, it's a mating ritual producing young right there on the train, damn!!!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

What about equal rights? I think it's high time the ladies get in on the action and start doing the same.

 

[Van Blaricum]

Amazingly, as I surf the web I find all these blogs women have written about men spreading their legs on the subway. One blog is written by an intellectually challenged young woman who professes to have done a sociological experiment where she " sat around " on the train with her legs spread wide, to see how angry people got and what it was like to make all riders normally in her position upset. She only wants to confirm her own outrage and righteous indignation by seeing it on the faces of others, to further her own agenda. She uses buzz phrases like " male privilege " a lot. As if it's a real privilege to have to carry your super droopy vulnerable " ovaries " around on the outside of your body in a fleshy sac between your two muscular legs, all the while trying to keep them from getting hurt. I can't really take someone like that too serious. Some so called feminist " ball busters " are just mad at everything men do, instead of celebrate their woman hood/femininity, they want to attack men over stuff like protecting their balls from being crushed by reserving enough space for them. I just have to laugh at those gals and remind myself that as an enlightened individual the answer is sometimes scientific as opposed to an anti-social behavioral sexism problem. Men spreading their legs on the train is NOT sexist oppression.

I don't see blogs all over the web about fat people taking up space on the bus so why are women going to cry that men want to keep their testicles safe and secure? Two words. Penis. Envy.

** shakes head at self ** ( boy am I gonna get it )

 

[kingricefan]

****quickly shuffles away from Van Blaricum**** good luck, mate

 

[blunthead]

What about equal rights? I think it's high time the ladies get in on the action and start doing the same.

They're waiting for something "high".

 

[blunthead]

Amazingly, as I surf the web I find all these blogs women have written about men spreading their legs on the subway. One blog is written by an intellectually challenged young woman who professes to have done a sociological experiment where she " sat around " on the train with her legs spread wide, to see how angry people got and what it was like to make all riders normally in her position upset. She only wants to confirm her own outrage and righteous indignation by seeing it on the faces of others, to further her own agenda. She uses buzz phrases like " male privilege " a lot. As if it's a real privilege to have to carry your super droopy vulnerable " ovaries " around on the outside of your body in a fleshy sac between your two muscular legs, all the while trying to keep them from getting hurt. I can't really take someone like that too serious. Some so called feminist " ball busters " are just mad at everything men do, instead of celebrate their woman hood/femininity, they want to attack men over stuff like protecting their balls from being crushed by reserving enough space for them. I just have to laugh at those gals and remind myself that as an enlightened individual the answer is sometimes scientific as opposed to an anti-social behavioral sexism problem. Men spreading their legs on the train is NOT sexist oppression.

I don't see blogs all over the web about fat people taking up space on the bus so why are women going to cry that men want to keep their testicles safe and secure? Two words. Penis. Envy.

** shakes head at self ** ( boy am I gonna get it )

Pretty great.

 

[blunthead]

 

[fljoe0]

I have a little (actually "little" would not be the correct term to use)story. Some may know that I work as a dental assistant. Those of you that have been to the dentist(and ALL of you better had! but I digress)know that we sit pretty much knee to knee with the dentist. One of our doctors is a male. He has HUGE, and I don't know how to say this delicately, cajones. Of course he has to spread those legs wide to fit under the dental chair and you can't help but look. It's like something in a zoo. And they're practically in your face(yeah run with that one fellas). Maybe these gentlemen have to spread 'em to um, make room. Or want you to think they need the room.

You've got this in the wrong thread. It should be in the "man hanging" thread not the "man spreading" thread.

 

[Sigmund]

This is not a "fad." It's been going on for as long as I have been riding public transportation here where I live. I do not do this but many guys I ride to work with daily do.

Yes, sir. And according to the articles there has been a massive increase in public transportation. Man spreading is taking up a lot of space that otherwise could be seats for people.

I would feel uncomfortable asking a man to make room for me when he is in that position. I mean, if I am standing up and man spreaders can see me STANDING there and they didn't close their legs and say, 'Here you go"...

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

What about equal rights? I think it's high time the ladies get in on the action and start doing the same.