Man Tasers Wife After Winning Bet
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In that state (WI I think...) a permit must be obtained for the taser... There might be other states with similar laws...
For a measly $1,000? Couldn't have been worth it...
Then I agree with you on the idiot part... Now for a higher price on the other hand...
And every once in a while, shoot electrical sparks from their fingertips! (I see a SK short story here!)
Sounds like the taser didn't faze her.......
...if I even suggested such a thing to Tracy, she'd have her Glock upside my head so quick!!!!...and would say "who's funny NOW Mr. Wanna-Be-Comic Boy?"...and then she'd taze ME...after she got done knee-capping me...my long suffering spouse will only put up with so much goofy goober behavior from me....What's that love plum????, yes, I'll be RIGHT there to rub yer tootsies...
Least he got $1000 for it! My guy and his brother, and their cousin were all drunk one night and got out a cattle prod, and told their cousin they'd give him a hundred bucks if he'd take it to the jewels. So he was like, sure! They did it, he's cussing and jumping around, and of course they don't give him the money. Then the cousin was telling someone else in the gathering a story about his mom smacking his butt as a kid, and he leaned forward to smack his self, and they zapped him again. Little boys, not grown men in their 40s you'd think...
I'm not sure there is such a creature as a grown man.
I'm not sure there is such a creature as a grown man.
Women have hunted us to near extinction.........
You put a desperate female hunter onto the scent of new game -- it's a blood bath.Women have hunted us to near extinction.........
(part of that above was taken directly from the mouth of Andy Griffith!)
Phooey!
It's the women using the scents to drag us poor male victims into the trap......
No, it's a woman using sense to trap their victims. And boobs.
Easy prey, I..............
This is just crazeeee! I swear to God, if somebody tasered me to look at my boobs, when I was done convulsing, you better be prepared because I am going to go middle-age crazy on your sorry azz. I think that would trigger (pun intended) every chromosome from every woman from the beginning of time who was ever yelled at to "Show me your boobs!"
Of course, I would probably really hurt myself -- my back would seize and my hips would scream and my neck would do that muscle spasm jerk thing -- but, I'd get a few well placed ninja blows in.
I'm going to write a book based on these articles called- How bloody stupid can people be ?
Really, wow. That is just bad. Next time, I see someone with a taser, I'm going to go Bruce Lee on their azz. POW !!!!
Really, wow. That is just bad. Next time, I see someone with a taser, I'm going to go Bruce Lee on their azz. POW !!!!
Or not, I would probably get the snot zapped out of me
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...a taser to see a woman's boobs???...c'mon dude!...just go to a biker rally or outdoor concert venue and you'll see all the mammaries in motion you want, without DJ havin' to do some ninja-in...but Deej?...if you have to apply the proper Judy-Chop..let Dave here help ya out...