Grandma, Eldest Son, and I were driving away from the house, and "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" was on the radio. Eldest Son and I were karaoke'ing away on it, and Grandma shook her head. "Maybe I should've stayed at the house."
When I'm being good about Body Weight Maintenance, which is not very often, people say, "Hey, what's your secret?" (Translated: "Why don't you look quite so fat now?")
And I tell them, "I'm on the meatloaf diet." They are confused.
Way back when, Mr. Meatloaf had actually lost a fair amount of weight. I think it was someone from Time magazine who asked him how he lost so much weight.
He said, "I put the fork down."
So that's my "meatloaf" diet.
When I'm being good about Body Weight Maintenance, which is not very often, people say, "Hey, what's your secret?" (Translated: "Why don't you look quite so fat now?")
And I tell them, "I'm on the meatloaf diet." They are confused.
Way back when, Mr. Meatloaf had actually lost a fair amount of weight. I think it was someone from Time magazine who asked him how he lost so much weight.
He said, "I put the fork down."
So that's my "meatloaf" diet.
