Morbid Fetch

[Neesy]

May I have some old school paper food stamps, please?

May I have someone sleeping in an unusual position please?

 

[Chuggs]

How about something??

Can I have a happy dog?

 

[Neesy]

How about something??

Can I have a happy dog?

That dog is a someone to me - I don't treat animals as if they were human children (like some do) but I don't consider them "things" either

Spoiler

 

[flipska19]

What may we fetch for you?

 

[Neesy]

What may we fetch for you?

Ooops - sorry - I have not been myself lately - I may be getting a cold or something - woke up with a splitting headache this morning

May I have something that is "good for what ails you" please?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have too much hair, Please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have a Planetary Alignment, please?

 

[blunthead]

Spoiler

May I have a mystery of the Universe, please?

 

[Neesy]

Spoiler

May I have a mystery of the Universe, please?

(Don't know if he really said this or not)

May I have a botanical gardens please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have a horror story, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have a wrestler from WWE please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have Eric Clapton's guitar, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have Eric Clapton's guitar, please?

My son tells me that is Yokozuna but he is no longer around (he's dead)
Died of a pulmonary edema and weighed 580 lb

 

[Neesy]

May I have Eric Clapton's guitar, please?

May I have a scary character from Grimm please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have Boston, please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have a wining lotto scratcher, please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have a licking, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have a licking, please?

She must REALLY like chocolate, eh?

May I have some vanilla anything please?

 

[Dana Jean]

She must REALLY like chocolate, eh?

May I have some vanilla anything please?

Too suggestive.

 

[blunthead]

May I have a saloon, please?