Newbie poem for Mr. King

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  1. goego

    goego Member

    Halloween Stephen King...

    Keep it G...

    Rated by the incarcerated, you better save it you'll see...

    Stephen King enters the scene...

    Walking into a black house past a bag of bones fast, blockade billy screams,

    Carrie!!! This is scary!!!

    Locked into a hellish little cell Christine leaves, the Colorado kid sings... Cujo,

    DO Do bird's been heard... Cycle of the werewolf is the truth,

    the dark half get's snatched into the dead zone,

    desperation leads doctors sleep soaking blood into the sheets,

    Dolores Claiborne fills the air... Dream catchers are aware... Duma key leaves the eyes of a dragon left to stare...

    At a firestarter,

    spewing smoke from a Buick 8 headed to Gerald's game, the girl who loved tom Gordon never really knew his name,

    the green mile begins to file insomnia,




    Lisey's story of misery,

    Mr. Mercedes needs needful things,

    straining hamstring's building this grave thing... Pet cemetery needs pretty things...

    The plant sings... Rose Madder in Salem's lot, as the shining lights brighten up on the stand it's hot,

    the talisman hit the fans...

    the Tommy knockers push back the rockers...

    And now we're home under the dome...

    Now It's time... Rock & Roll

    -This was a holiday poem written about a few books

    "Stephen King" book title list:
    "Black House"
    "Bag of Bones"
    "Blockade Billy"
    "The Colorado Kid"
    "Cycle of the Werewolf"
    "The Dark Half"
    "The Dead Zone"
    "Doctor Sleep"
    "Dolores Claiborne"
    "Duma Key"
    "The Eyes of the Dragon"
    "From a Buick 8"
    "Gerald's Game"
    "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon"
    "The Green Mile"
    "Lisey's Story"
    "Mr. Mercedes"
    "Needful Things"
    "Pet Sematary"
    "The Plant"
    "Rose Madder"
    "Salem's Lot"
    "The Shining"
    "The Stand"
    "The Talisman"
    "The Tommyknockers"
    "Under the Dome"
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  2. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    Welcome to the site.... nice job. :)
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  3. mustangclaire

    mustangclaire There's petrol runnin' through my veins.

    Welcome, and what an entrance!!
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    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

  5. Spideyman

    Spideyman Uber Member

    Welcome to the SKMB!!
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  6. king family fan

    king family fan Prolific member

    Welcome. Awesome poem.
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  7. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    So - into the eggnog, eh? ;):biggrin2:

    Welcome to the SKMB and I hope you have fun here!
  8. king family fan

    king family fan Prolific member

    Thats some Dance. Don't scare our new members away.:jammin: :lol:
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  9. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    :eek: Disturbing!

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  10. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    I'm sure the cow feels the same way! ;;D:tounge: (Will dance for chance to escape abattoir) =D
  11. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    :biggrin2: She's probably reasonably safe... being a 'she'. (If she's still producing, that is. :Oo: )
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  12. goego

    goego Member

    Whoa now brown cow... That's an utterly curdling milkshake ya' got goin' on... Do I tip per teat... Yea I left my glass unattended again, damn kids
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  13. goego

    goego Member

    Nah, I was really gonna wait until the donkey showed up
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  14. goego

    goego Member

    Thank you:)

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...what??? like naked old guys on bikes????...hang on a minute whilst I unbuckle me belt and brace the boo-talks for a very brisk meeting with an overly flash frozen seat....
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  16. Haunted

    Haunted This is my favorite place

  17. goego

    goego Member

    lmao, don't fool yourself whippersnapper, I AM the baddass on the chopper
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  18. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Are you kidding us? Seriously? :clap:You've got guts
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  19. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    Naw... he's a funnin', I went looking for that pic online. :biggrin2:
    (Plus, if he's really 37--without being too disrespectful :laugh: :blush: he needs to think about changing his sunscreen!)
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  20. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    or maybe have a good hot meal! (I know - I went to his profile too - cheeky bugger!) ;)
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