Newbie poem for Mr. King

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goego

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...listen you!...I'll see your ass and raise you a butt-crack!...
Crap... And I'm all out of smack... Well, I have left to bet is half of what's left in this sack... It's not black, nor white... it's kinda brown green and it really stinks ripe, so I chop it with my knife & stuff it into my pipe, waiting for the time to bee just right... Hey bud... Got a light, thanks pal you're alright
 
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goego

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Thank you, and yes I wish this was my front door!!!
 
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goego

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Crap... And I'm all out of smack... Well, I have left to bet is half of what's left in this sack... It's not black, nor white... it's kinda brown green and it really stinks ripe, so I chop it with my knife & stuff it into my pipe, waiting for the time to bee just right... Hey bud... Got a light, thanks pal you're alright

Damn typo, well, 'ALL'

 

Neesy

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Did all the locals run out with shovels and pails to collect the coal? (They still used coal fires in Scotland on the Island when I was there in 2005).

p.s. where have you been?
p.s. # 2 - I hope you realize that skinny old guy in your avatar is an assault on my eyes - eegads ;;D
 
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goego

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Crap... And I'm all out of smack... Well, I have left to bet is half of what's left in this sack... It's not black, nor white... it's kinda brown green and it really stinks ripe, so I chop it with my knife & stuff it into my pipe, waiting for the time to bee just right... Hey bud... Got a light, thanks pal you're alright

Are you seeing the connections yet???
 
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Are you seeing the connections yet???
@goego , the reason we're having to remove your posts is because you keep linking to your blog which contains original writing material. We don't currently allow this on the MB as it can present problems for Stephen over issues of plagiarism. Please don't post any more of these types of messages. Thanks. :)