OoO's Guide To Hiring Women

[Out of Order]

1. Hire women who don't borrow your electric razor.
2. Hire women who aren't averse to sharing their leftovers.
3. Hire women who cheered when Rose let go of Jack.
4. Hire women who love Stephen King, hate Dean Koontz and know Glocks don't have safeties.
5. Hire women who understand you're hungover and don't want to talk about your weekend.
6. Hire women who hate the Yankees and love The Sox, know Godzilla is the best movie monster ever and believe Star Trek is better than Star Wars.
7. Hire women who believe there have never ever been blue raspberries.

To be continued..........

 

[do1you9love?]

Good luck with that. Seems like I need not bother applying!

 

[Spideyman]

Does one need to meet all of the criteria, or just some??

 

[not_nadine]

1. Hire women who don't borrow your electric razor.
2. Hire women who aren't averse to sharing their leftovers.
3. Hire women who cheered when Rose let go of Jack.
4. Hire women who love Stephen King, hate Dean Koontz and know Glocks don't have safeties.
5. Hire women who understand you're hungover and don't want to talk about your weekend.
6. Hire women who hate the Yankees and love The Sox, know Godzilla is the best movie monster ever and believe Star Trek is better than Star Wars.
7. Hire women who believe there have never ever been blue raspberries.

To be continued..........

How often do I get paid, and can I wear capris to work on a hot day?

 

[do1you9love?]

How often do I get paid, and can I wear capris to work on a hot day?

Only if you bring your own desk fan.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Hiring tip: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

 

[not_nadine]

I meet all the requirements as listed. But will have to check on blue blueberries, just to be sure.

Yours Truly,

Zilla

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Do not hire the wives of OoO or DiO, due to lack of good judgement.

 

[Sundrop]

believe Star Trek is better than Star Wars.
7. Hire women who believe there have never ever been blue raspberries.

To be continued..........

You lost me here.......

 

[Sundrop]

Hiring tip: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

.....and planning your demise

 

[Out of Order]

Good luck with that. Seems like I need not bother applying!

I offer many perks......

Does one need to meet all of the criteria, or just some??

Yes..............

How often do I get paid, and can I wear capris to work on a hot day?

Paid?

I'm a firm believer in the wearing of less clothes no matter what the weather.......

 

[not_nadine]

I'm on my way in

Spoiler

 

[Out of Order]

You lost me here.......

You could lie on your application. I might let it slide....if you've brought the right leftovers to the interview.....

 

[Out of Order]

I'm on my way in

Spoiler

 

[Sundrop]

You could lie on your application. I might let it slide....if you've brought the right leftovers to the interview.....

How about a slice of blue raspberry pie?

 

[Out of Order]

How about a slice of blue raspberry pie?

See number 7 in the OP.

I guess I'll be checking NO in the box on my interview chart about the applicant paying strict attention to detail.

 

[Sundrop]

See number 7 in the OP.

I guess I'll be checking NO in the box on my interview chart about the applicant paying strict attention to detail.

So you're saying that you don't like being proven wrong?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

So you're saying that you don't like being proven wrong?

How did I know this would eventually get to being... If a man speaks and a woman doesn't hear him... Is he still Wrong?

 

[Out of Order]

So you're saying that you don't like being proven wrong?

Much like the existence of the blue raspberry the idea of me being wrong is pure fantasy.......

 

[do1you9love?]

How did I know this would eventually get to being... If a man speaks and a woman doesn't hear him... Is he still Wrong?

Most likely!