I just heard on TV that a suspect was arrested on a "charge of battery".
Puns, Plays on Words
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Are you wanting this as a game, blunty?
No, just a thread people can add to.
If you keep adding to a thread you end up with a piece of cloth.......
I was on a date with a girl and we went back to her place, She had a 10-foot lightswitch. That was a massive turnoff!
gourde ahead...if drinking a beer is the only sin I have, I'm well-blessed...and one I just now come across in The Dark Half..."home is where the start is." cursive...below the birds. jest fahn...same story...rat chere...not the way it was...in Duma Key...raht cheer? Southern...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Real life one - on the job....
Had a memo go out with a large document which said: "Intracompany reproduction is encouraged"
Hmmm, so dating not allowed between employees, but......
Had a memo go out with a large document which said: "Intracompany reproduction is encouraged"
Hmmm, so dating not allowed between employees, but......
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
No dating with fellow employees allowed, just copulation.
I saw Stephen Colbert introduce his show one time something like this:
Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday, born in eighteen-fifty-sex. Did I say sex? I meant to say boobs.
I laugh just thinking about it.
A hearse is chugging up a hill when the casket inside rolls to the back, hits against the back doors, which spring open, and the casket falls out of the back, still on its wheels, and starts careening down the street! Back and forth, bouncing off of cars, sending terrified pedestrians jumping aside. At the bottom of the hill is a drugstore. The casket crashes through the doors, skidding down the main aisle, items flying and scattering off the shelves, until it comes to a pinwheeling stop at the pharmacist's counter in the back of the store.
As it hits the counter, the casket lid flies open! The man inside sits up and says to the startled pharmacist: "You gotta give me something to stop this coffin!"
As it hits the counter, the casket lid flies open! The man inside sits up and says to the startled pharmacist: "You gotta give me something to stop this coffin!"
Neesy
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not sure it applies, but, while watching Madam Secretary last night I thought this line was funny...
"Stop making sounds with consonants and vowels!"
"Stop making sounds with consonants and vowels!"
