Random Thoughts

[not_nadine]

I just brushed away a fruit fly, and it went into my eye.

This is not a poem.

I have a fruit fly in my eye. Good thing they are so little, I guess. I'm blinking, poor thing. I feel like a monster.

 

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[not_nadine]

I know! Blinked it away.

Where do fruit flys come from? Maybe I don't want to know.

They just show up. It's the watermelon I got. I'll bet.
Off to clean eyeball.

Who has to wash eyeballs? ~me.

 

[Doc Creed]

This is not a poem.

 

[ghost19]

I just brushed away a fruit fly, and it went into my eye.

This is not a poem.

I have a fruit fly in my eye. Good thing they are so little, I guess. I'm blinking, poor thing. I feel like a monster.

That was almost a really cool haiku NN......hope your eye is better ma'am.

Fruit fly in the eye,

Why are you in my eye? Why?

Broccoli and cheese.

 

[do1you9love?]

That was almost a really cool haiku NN......hope your eye is better ma'am.

Fruit fly in the eye,

Why are you in my eye? Why?

Broccoli and cheese.

Nottie, I hope your eye is fly-less now! ((NN))

 

[pegasus216]

You guys are killing me here!

 

[Neesy]

It has been projected that by the year 2030 landline telephones will be gone. Does anyone miss hearing the dial tone before placing a call? I miss hearing it because it assured me that my call had ended. Now, with cell phones, there can be that nagging feeling that the person I was talking to can still hear me. Ever picked up to be sure? "You there?"
(Currently I'm without a phone.)

I still have a land line but it seems the only people who call me are telemarketers or scammers!

 

[Neesy]

I just brushed away a fruit fly, and it went into my eye.

This is not a poem.

I have a fruit fly in my eye. Good thing they are so little, I guess. I'm blinking, poor thing. I feel like a monster.

Here is a fruit fly (Drosophila Melanogaster) under an electron microscope - mwahaha!



Don't feel bad - I'm sure it was a quick and painless death

 

[Connor B]

Y'know Conner B, that was just disturbing.

OMG! I'm such a freak.

 

[GNTLGNT]

That was almost a really cool haiku NN......hope your eye is better ma'am.

Fruit fly in the eye,

Why are you in my eye? Why?

Broccoli and cheese.

...now I have tears in MY eyes from the simplistic beauty of your effort....

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[morgan]

Broccoli and cheese.

Maybe...Strawberries and Wine...???

 

[ghost19]

Maybe...Strawberries and Wine...???

BLECH! Although it does work in the haiku since it's five syllables...lol

 

[ghost19]

...now I have tears in MY eyes from the simplistic beauty of your effort....

Who doesn't like a haiku to brighten their day?...lmao

 

[grin willard]

I just brushed away a fruit fly, and it went into my eye.

This is not a poem.

I have a fruit fly in my eye. Good thing they are so little, I guess. I'm blinking, poor thing. I feel like a monster.

You are a monster! It somehow makes me think of the classic old spooky story where a villain gets an earwig in his ear. They can't go backwards (really?), so after weeks of excruciating pain it finally makes it thru his brain, and drops out the other ear. Relieved, the bad guy says he feels fine. Then the doctor tells him, it was a female, and it laid eggs! So count yer blessings ne pas nadine, you fruit fly murderer. What were you doing anyway, eating a plantain? No, it was a guava wasn't it! So transparently bourgeois. For me this is further proof that no good can come from consuming fruit.

 

[Neesy]

What would go well with chocolate brownies? I made some today but they seem sort of more like cake than a chewy brownie, so tomorrow I plan to slather them in icing

Cannot decide if it should be fudgy chocolate or perhaps a contrast such as pink peppermint

 

[Blake]

I dont talk to rude people anymore

 

[Neesy]

I dont talk to rude people anymore

Sounds like a good policy - that way the situation won't escalate and you won't get into a fight!