Ruin A First Date in Four Words
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I stepped in ****!That might not ruin the date! Depends on who you are asking and the boy / girl ratio!
Yes, I'm a dirty dog
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Hold this for me.
Powder my nose please?
My Bologna has a name.....
Ever meet a necrophiliac?
Like my under-roos?
You know my wife?
Ever meet a necrophiliac?
Like my under-roos?
You know my wife?
Clowns turn me on.
Can I touch it?
It just goes soft.
You'd look good bald.
Can I touch it?
It just goes soft.
You'd look good bald.
I love Stephen King?
What do you mean?
I have high standards.
I don't believe you.
Search that up,okay?
How high are you?
Check Wikipedia and Google.
You are batcrap crazy.
Guano is maple flavored.
Did you the celery?
Why do you ask?
What are you smoking?
You smell like pee.
Sweat much sweet thang?
What do you mean?
I have high standards.
I don't believe you.
Search that up,okay?
How high are you?
Check Wikipedia and Google.
You are batcrap crazy.
Guano is maple flavored.
Did you the celery?
Why do you ask?
What are you smoking?
You smell like pee.
Sweat much sweet thang?
I forgot my wallet
I have a rash
Does this smell funny?
I have a rash
Does this smell funny?
Kitty litter tastes good!
Projectile vomiting is fun!
Please spank my monkey!
Ever smell a diaper?
OJ was definitely framed!
Projectile vomiting is fun!
Please spank my monkey!
Ever smell a diaper?
OJ was definitely framed!
Organize my wallpaper collection.
Cockroaches have feelings too!
What's a double negative?
You're about an eight.
Can you remove bloodstains?
Ewww, fellatio is gross!
Cockroaches have feelings too!
What's a double negative?
You're about an eight.
Can you remove bloodstains?
Ewww, fellatio is gross!
What's moving down there?
I'm sorry, Who're you?
I invited some friends....
I'm sorry, Who're you?
I invited some friends....
Why bother showering daily?
Where's my cockadoodie drink?
I was institutionalized briefly.
Where's my cockadoodie drink?
I was institutionalized briefly.
Ummm hmmm mmm hmm.
Four is never enough.
I'm killing this thread.
I have iPhone elbow.
I only eat chocodiles.
'Misery based on me'
Ive heard of It.
Spielberg, King, same thing.
(Someone said this yesterday)
Which world was that?
Spielberg, King, same thing.
(Someone said this yesterday)
Which world was that?
Sarah Conner? you, yes?
You are my density.
You feel lucky, punk?
I see dead people.
You feel lucky, punk?
I see dead people.
....wanna walk my Crocoduck?.....