Ruin A First Date in Four Words

[pegasus216]

I want 10 kids.
You gonna eat that?
Do you exercise daily?
You play video games?
You got lotsa money?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I'm big into astrology.
Order the salad, pulllll-leaaase! (oops! five words, alas)
Wanna see me flex?
I can dynamo hum!
Eau du vagina? Raaawwhrrrr!

 

[kingricefan]

You're prettier when not viewed thru a telephoto lens.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Just got released today

 

[kingricefan]

If the police come in I'm going to throw on a blond curly wig and a set of those funny black glasses with the big nose attached. Just act normal.

 

[kingricefan]

My Mom gets out in a year, my Dad in two and my brother, well let's just say that the State will be paying for his funeral.

 

[AnnaMarie]

You! You dirty bird!

 

[Msara]

jajaj this is super fun!!
ok , I am writing an essay now for school so... Break of 5 minutes..

mmmm this is easy..

1- Hello, my name is xxxx (#sigh I know, I texted you to be here ), I am single (#sigh of course...), I am needy and I need love (#sigh )


= me too

or
= oh did you finish? ok, hmmm bye !! jajjajajaj

 

[Msara]

I want 10 kids.
You gonna eat that?
Do you exercise daily?
You play video games?
You got lotsa money?

ehy playing videos awesome!!!! jajajjaj and you gonna eat that? that, too! you are not supposed to let leftovers to survive!!

 

[Msara]

..."Here, smell this stuff!"....

jajja I would smell... but I wonder what?? jajajj I like smelling things jajajjaj

 

[not_nadine]

eck That hurt me eyes.

 

[Tery]

Do you like spanking?

 

[GNTLGNT]

...."Pull this for me"...

 

[Doc Creed]

...."Pull this for me"...

ROFL

 

[fljoe0]

I got Bieber tickets

 

[fljoe0]

Hope you like liver

 

[Terry B]

Catch the door Cuz!

 

[Steffen]

"Where is your sister?"

 

[kingricefan]

Hope you like liver

....and chianti and beans....

 

[mjs9153]

"Boy,you're a lotta woman!"
"How long you been dying your hair?"
"You sit in the back with Mom,my dog Shep always rides shotgun.."
"We have time for you to shower before we leave!"
"Hmm,interesting choice of makeup.."