Short people

[Grandpa]

Was Amazonian cuisine on the menu?

It would've been a tall order.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

It would've been a tall order.

I figured it was a bit of a stretch.

 

[Grandpa]

I figured it was a bit of a stretch.

It was disconcerting because in conversations with women, I've never been a "trance" guy. I didn't even know it was a thing until I got offhand compliments from women about it. But in that crowd, I'm not sure I'd have a choice, unless I wanted to risk neck injury. "Eyes up here, buddy." "Wait, then, I need to back up."

 

[DiO'Bolic]

It was disconcerting because in conversations with women, I've never been a "trance" guy. I didn't even know it was a thing until I got offhand compliments from women about it. But in that crowd, I'm not sure I'd have a choice, unless I wanted to risk neck injury. "Eyes up here, buddy." "Wait, then, I need to back up."

I've never heard of the term "trance guy," but I do appreciate high-brow humor.

 

[Lepplady]

Hi!

I'm 5ft 4in but I'm not short. My feet reach the floor every time.

Hey, Lepplady. This going to be a short thread.

(BTW- he's dead.)

Nooo!
*fingers in ears*
Lalalala! Can't hear it!

I'm a towering 5'2. Docs say the adorableness at left MIGHT top out at 5 foot.

 

[Moderator]

Stephen King seems to think so - I wonder how tall his wife is? (Tabitha)

Ooops - never mind, I take it back!

She seems quite tall, considering how tall he is:

Not really--she's much closer to my height of 5'2".

 

[Grandpa]

I've never heard of the term "trance guy," but I do appreciate high-brow humor.

The humor gets lower the older you get, or so I hear.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

My brother is 4" shorter than me. When he complains that I got all the good genetics (like looks, height, hair, intelligence , etc), I tell him to read more to get a better perspective on life.

Spoiler

 

[DiO'Bolic]

The humor gets lower the older you get, or so I hear.

That's just a tall tale.

 

[Grandpa]

That's just a tall tale.

Not an old wives' tale?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Not an old wives' tale?

Perhaps, but it takes all the pun out of it.

 

[Lepplady]

My brother is 4" shorter than me. When he complains that I got all the good genetics (like looks, height, hair, intelligence , etc), I tell him to read more to get a better perspective on life.

Spoiler

My sister is tall and lovely. One of the world's beautiful people. I, by comparison, am a short, hairy little troll.

 

[Out of Order]

I know you are joking. (Well, at least I hope you are.) but when I was a teen there was a guy who used to do cr@p like that. He would lean on top of my head, or put his beer there. Right up until the day I poured a beer down his pants.

Seriously dude! When you having been teasing and harassing a girl, do NOT let her undo your pants in a crowded room. It will not end well.

And I was.........

 

[Sundrop]

My brother is 4" shorter than me. When he complains that I got all the good genetics (like looks, height, hair, intelligence , etc), I tell him to read more to get a better perspective on life.

Spoiler

Shallow pool?

Sorry......couldn't resist........I'll see myself out

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Shallow pool?

Sorry......couldn't resist........I'll see myself out

No, just better high gene.

 

[arista]

Being short- First to drown, last to know it is raining.

 

[Out of Order]

I'm 6'5" with my 4" high heels on.......

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I'm 6'5" with my 4" high heels on.......

Never could give up on Disco, could you?

 

[Out of Order]

Never could give up on Disco, could you?

Just Stayin' Alive, my friend.........

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Just Stayin' Alive, my friend.........

I admire your Hustle.