It was just a little before my time, but from what I can tell from the last paragraph about the law, they were definitely trying to discourage it.
Now, that's funny right there!
Stupid Laws
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Here are some more from North Carolina
All garbage fed to swine must first be thoroughly cooked
Checking into a hotel under a false name is a crime
Fireworks that leave the ground, spin or fly through the air are illegal
Llamas must be considered ordinary domestic livestock
It is a crime for an owner not to kill a mad dog
All garbage fed to swine must first be thoroughly cooked
Checking into a hotel under a false name is a crime
Fireworks that leave the ground, spin or fly through the air are illegal
Llamas must be considered ordinary domestic livestock
It is a crime for an owner not to kill a mad dog
I’ve actually been in violation of this law LOL. Ah, those spontaneous teenage Saturday night beer parties in remote locations on old abandoned dirt roads out in the boondocks.
From NH:
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
It is illegal not to share your Velveeta should there be a shortage.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
It is illegal not to share your Velveeta should there be a shortage.
A town ordinance where my inlaws live says you may not make love in a freezer. 
State laws:
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal for a woman to stand within 5 feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit at any time between January and April without an official permit.
Any person who fails to close a fence (gate) is subject to a fine up to $750.
State laws:
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal for a woman to stand within 5 feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit at any time between January and April without an official permit.
Any person who fails to close a fence (gate) is subject to a fine up to $750.
No hot pink pants after midday Sunday? So... you can wear them TO church, just not after you get home.
...but doing the horizontal mambo in the dishwasher is Okey-Dokey....
Alabama
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.
Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.
Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Alaska
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.
It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Men must NEVER be completely naked.
It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.
Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.
It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.
No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.
It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Men must NEVER be completely naked.
It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.
Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.
It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.
No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
i am anti bureacrautic. I am an unorthdorx would be programmer, i do not like and refuse to do documentation. i wil write comments but Documentation is Like Boring. if i wanted to write documentation i would go into that area. Apparently if you can't do documentation(most programmers dont) other programmer wouldnt understand your program. Then they are not programmers. If you understand Selection. sequence and iteration and know the basics of any language you should understand the source code. Programming for me is fun(like reading and eating) it the best thing you can do with your clothers on.
But what drives me mad is people who claim they care about people who are sick but refuse to 'bend the rules' to give them a little more help. My grandmother was in a wheelchair and we were bringing her to cancer hospital and this taxi driver refused to help me to life her into the taxi. it would hurt his back. Unlikely, morelike work. he was glad of the money, but not doing a simple little thing that would mean so much. I will bend the rules if necessary to help someone.my grandfather had alzhemiers and one day he took 10 mini-strokes as he came back to my house i brought him in, did i get help from the so - called helpers, one lady wanted to, but her mate said no we not allowed. For F***** you are intelligent enough to see the man wasn't well he needed help. where was the help. Bureaucracy and laws again. On Dublin bus one of the best transport systems in the third world(i know what i said) will not help women with prams onto the bus or help old ladies who are struggling to get on the bus, because they are 'Not allowed'. Can't these busmen not think for themselves. yes they are laws that shouldn't be broken, but helping a woman with a pram onto the bus, is not one of them. God help anybody who thinks for themselve.s
But what drives me mad is people who claim they care about people who are sick but refuse to 'bend the rules' to give them a little more help. My grandmother was in a wheelchair and we were bringing her to cancer hospital and this taxi driver refused to help me to life her into the taxi. it would hurt his back. Unlikely, morelike work. he was glad of the money, but not doing a simple little thing that would mean so much. I will bend the rules if necessary to help someone.my grandfather had alzhemiers and one day he took 10 mini-strokes as he came back to my house i brought him in, did i get help from the so - called helpers, one lady wanted to, but her mate said no we not allowed. For F***** you are intelligent enough to see the man wasn't well he needed help. where was the help. Bureaucracy and laws again. On Dublin bus one of the best transport systems in the third world(i know what i said) will not help women with prams onto the bus or help old ladies who are struggling to get on the bus, because they are 'Not allowed'. Can't these busmen not think for themselves. yes they are laws that shouldn't be broken, but helping a woman with a pram onto the bus, is not one of them. God help anybody who thinks for themselve.s
Wha no beer, jaysus, how am i supposed to program my computer without alchol. i do my best work on a sunday.
oh shte Rule 1 i have broken sing to bruce springsteen
rule 3 not my favourite i prefer well lets say the woman do the work so there's another law broke.
rule 4 i would or she would end in putting the beds toghether.
i;m ok on rule 5
Oh rule 9 is a stupid contradictory law and i doubt anybody could be that stupid
rule 10 Ok i like pink goods so i am off the hook
Can you go as stan laurel?
lol
I think i have broke all those laws. lol
What the hell are you doing in a pub for only to get drunk?
you are pulling my leg. you got to be.!