I have been a nut magnet most of my life .... you can even ask Teddy... he has seen it in action .... random weird people will seek me out ... start talking the weirdest crap to me ... or cop attitudes ... whatever .... I TRY to distance myself from people ...and they come to me like I am wearing a sign that reads "PLEASE SIT NEXT TO ME, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR CRAZY SH*T" I tell Teddy.... I could be at the most remote place on the face of the Earth and someone would be behind me sniffing my f*rts ... seriously ....
