The Nut Magnet In My Head
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Is that like a combo of a Rick roll... nevermind...
I thought the same thing!! Gaaawd, I hope there aren't any pieces of Rick
or his peanuts!!! 
I've never tried it, but I DO wish for the days I could drink bad coffee!!
I probably wouldn't have tried it, but we got some Chock Full O' Nuts K-cups. It was alright. I may have had a cup from before the K-cup days, and I don't remember, but maybe it's safe to guess it wasn't so good.
Why would you want to drink bad coffee? And why can you no longer drink it?
When it comes to coffee, I have low standards. I go in to 7-Eleven at 1 a.m., and I see the stuff that's been evaporating for the last six hours, and I'll drink it.
But Chock Full O' Nuts? That tested me, man. It met my low standards and undercut them. Geesh.
But Chock Full O' Nuts? That tested me, man. It met my low standards and undercut them. Geesh.
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'Cuz now I know it's bad!
Reminded me of a joke I heard on the radio...
I like my women the way I like my coffee - a little gross, kinda hot & picked up at the gas station!!
I worked at 7-11 in high school, and we always had to brew fresh coffee every half hour in the mornings. Every 1/2 hour to 45 minutes in the afternoons. That was where I first got hooked on coffee... Although, I don't think their coffee is as good as it used to be. I miss their dark roast.
I like 'em that way too, 'cept they don't have to be gross, or picked up at a gas station...I like my women the way I like my coffee - a little gross, kinda hot & picked up at the gas station!!
Well my sweet Nate, it's good to have standards!
My favorite joke about that is -
I like my men how I like my coffee...
ground up and in the freezer!
Sunny, your story sounds so much like the opening scene in the Elmore Leonard story I'm reading now...The Bounty Hunters. Almost...similar anyway. Fifty plus years of living I've run across a few...went nuts a few times, too. Okay more than a few times. Nothing that really stands out...other than this once my wife & I were headed to the airport, in the car anyway, driving through Laurium...stop at the yellow blinking light by 41 Lumber...no traffic coming the other way, but there was guy across the intersection crossing where we would pass. I wait a bit, giving him time to get across...he's just past the halfway mark when I begin to move forward. He stops. Turns. I'm thinking what is he doing? He tries to drop-kick the driver's door...probably part spaniel. Or drunk.
I thought my nuts tasted a little funny last night..........
...oh you'd get a gig and WHOLE lot more.....Not yet, but maybe Scott can get me a gig there.....
...BUT, with a great haircut...it would be simply stunning in the morgue photo...