The Nut Magnet In My Head
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then again......
Sunny would never push Johnny off the roof....noooooooooooo!
It's the magnet in my head.....attracts 'em like moths to a flame
I often wonder if I'm the nut that's attracted to other peoples magnets
...well let's test your inquiry...wanna see my magnet?....I often wonder if I'm the nut that's attracted to other peoples magnets
Maybe we all have a little nut magnet in us.
Sunny, it's gotta be your sparkling personality instead of a psychological cranial attraction.
Awww, that's sweet.......I think
it's by all means a compliment, it's just hard to come up with a metaphor or similie or whatever the damn thing is, for a "nut magnet".
I guess I better join the line for the Grammar Nazi
I just remembered this guy who came in the salon back in the 90s. He only came in on the evenings I worked. The first time he comes in, he asked about haircut prices, but didn't have the money for a haircut. We were slow, so my friend, Mary and I chatted with him for a few minutes.
That was a mistake. Every Thursday evening for almost a year the guy came in and expected us to just talk with him, whether we were busy or not. He would also just sit on the bench outside the salon window and look at me for hours....it was kinda creepy, and mall security escorted him out several times.
Turns out that he had read an article about my great grandfather in the paper, and became fixated on me for that reason. My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in this area, but that's another story.
One afternoon when I was coming in for work, the guy is waiting for me at the door. He grabs my arm, and asks me if I'm holding hands with anyone steady, and if not would I have dinner with him. I must have looked panicked, because my manager came out and said that I had a client waiting.
They banned the guy from the mall after that.
That was a mistake. Every Thursday evening for almost a year the guy came in and expected us to just talk with him, whether we were busy or not. He would also just sit on the bench outside the salon window and look at me for hours....it was kinda creepy, and mall security escorted him out several times.
Turns out that he had read an article about my great grandfather in the paper, and became fixated on me for that reason. My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in this area, but that's another story.
One afternoon when I was coming in for work, the guy is waiting for me at the door. He grabs my arm, and asks me if I'm holding hands with anyone steady, and if not would I have dinner with him. I must have looked panicked, because my manager came out and said that I had a client waiting.
They banned the guy from the mall after that.
Your must exude your power cybernetically if my hanging about you is any indication.
So you don't think aliens embedded the thing in my head at birth?
You don't need no Grammar Nazi.....I understand ya
I must have the extra powerful edition magnet
Whatever it is, I think you came by it naturally....So you don't think aliens embedded the thing in my head at birth?
You don't need no Grammar Nazi.....I understand ya
And if you're understanding me, then you may well have issues..
I know you're the Captain and all, but that doesn't mean you should be bossing the customers around...So many years in retail...so many whackjobs! The first one who comes to mind is a grumpy old codger I wished to "Have a nice day!" He turned around and barked at me, "Don't you dare tell me what to do!" and stomped out!
I like to refer to it as flypaper for freaks.