Things that annoy you

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EMARX

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It's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!!!
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I've done that! It saves time as the chips are all just crumbs by then. And there's nothing like facial hair that tastes like onion dip.
 

HollyGolightly

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I am occasionally one of those spitters. I apologize.

And I also hate noisy chip bags. They are like nails on a chalk board for me. There are certain brands that are the worst, especially when you initially open them.
I'm still quite fond of you, in spite of that. But use a tissue. Ebola is going around, man.

To preserve you sanity, might I suggest Pringles.

What a fantastic idea. I am the grocery shopper, I do have supreme control of these things.

Two of my kids are in there 30's and they never stop driving you nuts. Son #2 who is almost 30 is moving back home on Sunday. What can I tell you Holly. I ain't getting any better for you. I'll apologise again in advance.

Oh Lord, I'm sorry to hear that. Our 22 year old would really like to move home. Seems she has a spending problem. But she also has a cat she won't part with, and I'm allergic to cats. Can she move in with you?
 

fljoe0

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Oh Lord, I'm sorry to hear that. Our 22 year old would really like to move home. Seems she has a spending problem. But she also has a cat she won't part with, and I'm allergic to cats. Can she move in with you?

You better start thinking of some other things you can be allergic to in case she gets rid of the cat. ;-D
 

morgan

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Annoying to me: public spitting. I just want to hurl when someone does that. Sitting at red light and some guy has to open his car door to spit. Or - just at the ballgame Tuesday night, someone sitting too close to me, hacked something up and spit it in the bleachers! The bleachers!!! Nasty fargin bastiches.

Also - the sound of potato chip bags rustling. In my house, you're not allowed to eat out of the bag, you have to quietly put them in a bowl. I can't stand that sound.
I've been known to open the bag, put all the chips into a big ziplock and get rid of the bag before anyone can make noise with it. I can't bear it.
:rofl: my son will do that. We recycle, so when you empty something, you have to rinse it out and put it in the recycle bin, or throw away the cellophane and collapse the box - the kids can't be bothered with it, so there's cereal boxes with just crumbs left or just pickle juice left in the jar in the fridge. Are they trying to drive me crazy? Better for them all that I maintain some sanity, but they're really driving me nuts.
Yes, Mommie Dearest! ;;D ;-D ;DD
 

EMARX

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I'm still quite fond of you, in spite of that. But use a tissue. Ebola is going around, man.



What a fantastic idea. I am the grocery shopper, I do have supreme control of these things.



Oh Lord, I'm sorry to hear that. Our 22 year old would really like to move home. Seems she has a spending problem. But she also has a cat she won't part with, and I'm allergic to cats. Can she move in with you?
LOL! We have a daughter living with us already as she is mentally challenged and she has a cat that annoys me no end. I'm sure your daughter would be no problem if she's anything like you, BUT NO MORE CATS!!

I wasn't yelling at you, Holly.
 

mustangclaire

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People who are noisy eaters.
People that bang on that they "can't possibly manage a pudding" (usually stick like vain females) then help themselves to half of yours when it comes.
People that pull out on you at a junction then drive very slowly in front of you.
People who pull out of junctions, whilst tossing you a thank you wave whilst you mouth "well I had no frikkin CHOICE did I you kn*b".
People that assume because you are female you are endlessly fascinated by children.
People who say to you when you have a child, not 3 months later the "when you having another one then" words.
That in this day and age we have to sit through adverts. And most are made to convince us we need a **** load of stuff we don't need, want a shed load of stuff we don't want and convince us we're going to have yellow teeth/aged skin/dead hair/****ty lives IF WE DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCT NOW!!
People that insist on talking to me when I read.
People that walk slowly all the time.

See a theme there?

Must be this full moon 'cos I feel at the moment I could just go on and on and on and on.

Oh, and people that moan about people ;-)
 

Dana Jean

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They have medication for that. ;-D

Here is an annoying refrigerator thing for me. When someone puts something in the refrigerator with hardly anything left in it. For instance one lone olive floating in a jar taking up space. Just eat the damn thing! ;-D
Yes! My kids go out of their way not to have to deal with an empty container by leaving half a pickle or yes, one lone olive.

And I will also second the spitters thing. Don't like to see spitting.

Burping. OH MY GOD I hate it when someone lets some loud burp out. I want to puke.

Guys who just walk around farting. Loudly. Yuck! Go sh*t your pants somewhere else.
 

Out of Order

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People who are noisy eaters.
People that bang on that they "can't possibly manage a pudding" (usually stick like vain females) then help themselves to half of yours when it comes.
People that pull out on you at a junction then drive very slowly in front of you.
People who pull out of junctions, whilst tossing you a thank you wave whilst you mouth "well I had no frikkin CHOICE did I you kn*b".
People that assume because you are female you are endlessly fascinated by children.
People who say to you when you have a child, not 3 months later the "when you having another one then" words.
That in this day and age we have to sit through adverts. And most are made to convince us we need a **** load of stuff we don't need, want a shed load of stuff we don't want and convince us we're going to have yellow teeth/aged skin/dead hair/****ty lives IF WE DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCT NOW!!
People that insist on talking to me when I read.
People that walk slowly all the time.

See a theme there?

Must be this full moon 'cos I feel at the moment I could just go on and on and on and on.

Oh, and people that moan about people ;-)


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Take a deep breath my Dear.......and pass the pudding!!;;D
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morgan

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Jul 11, 2010
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People who are noisy eaters.
People that bang on that they "can't possibly manage a pudding" (usually stick like vain females) then help themselves to half of yours when it comes.
People that pull out on you at a junction then drive very slowly in front of you.
People who pull out of junctions, whilst tossing you a thank you wave whilst you mouth "well I had no frikkin CHOICE did I you kn*b".
People that assume because you are female you are endlessly fascinated by children.
People who say to you when you have a child, not 3 months later the "when you having another one then" words.
That in this day and age we have to sit through adverts. And most are made to convince us we need a **** load of stuff we don't need, want a shed load of stuff we don't want and convince us we're going to have yellow teeth/aged skin/dead hair/****ty lives IF WE DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCT NOW!!
People that insist on talking to me when I read.
People that walk slowly all the time.

See a theme there?

Must be this full moon 'cos I feel at the moment I could just go on and on and on and on.

Oh, and people that moan about people ;-)
AMEN! =D
 

Kurben

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People who talk in their mobile phones at cinemas or theaters. I just want to stand up and shout Shut up or leave the room. I mean when i go to place i want to sink in to the movies world, not be interrupted by idiotic cellphones that completely break upp the feeling the movie is creating.
 

DiO'Bolic

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Nov 14, 2013
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When the Republican party keeps calling you almost daily for political donations, even though you inform them you are only donating locally this year and directly to the candidates, and beg them to stop calling, threatening if it continues you will be forced to GASP, HORROR become a Democrat.
 

Out of Order

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When the Republican party keeps calling you almost daily for political donations, even though you inform them you are only donating locally this year and directly to the candidates, and beg them to stop calling, threatening if it continues you will be forced to GASP, HORROR become a Democrat.

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You ever notice they (both Rs + Ds) call at the worst possible time? Like at dinner or even worse my daily bathroom constitutional?
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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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You ever notice they (both Rs + Ds) call at the worst possible time? Like at dinner or even worse my daily bathroom constitutional?
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So true. Well they know the likelihood that you're home at dinnertime. And as the the bathroom thing, well the NSA has to make them happy in order to keep that funding coming in. :)