This Is Bull!

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Ebdim9th

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Sounds like that South Park episode where Cartman put those sea people shrimp in his teacher's coffee and she died of ahem, other causes, so they went to retrieve the incriminating seamen from the morgue... somehow it wound up involving a sperm bank.... The lady sperm collector said that if the bull semen wasn't stored in liquid nitroglycerin it was probably worthless... yes, probably except to some people, sad to say....
 

Agincourt Concierge

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Okay not to be get all technical. How do they determine the price per ounce of bull semen? Just asking
Well.... if your bull looks like this .... semen probably isn't fetching too much ...
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