Turn down heat to burn off fat............

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Walter Oobleck

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so...ummm...Eskimos. or...body type as in long tall skinny Africans where it is hot...and Eskimos. Dunno, they're always bundled up in furs but I've maintained the stereo-type that they're short and squat...for cold temps. and..."brown fat"? eeeeew. Sounds nasty. and "between the shoulder blades" as in...head? heh! fat-head? I wonder how many of these type of articles have appeared in the past...few years. Or how many more will appear, variations on this theme. There was this once, bis sis comes into my room where I'm looking at a map of the world, just standing there dreaming, listening to Donny Osmond on my 8-track...heh!...and big sis puts her finger on the U.S.S.R. and says look how big they are...places her palm on the red out-lined country, transfers the palm of her hand to the U.S.A. Go away little girl! Donny sings as big sis tells me the U.S.S.R. can kick our ass. Not only that...but there's too many people on the planet, she says...what? we're fourth and fifth graders? Where'd she get this info?

Cue the soundtrack to today...some little girl just walked into the little brother's room...what's he got on the wall? probably not pages torn from the Sears Roebuck...ummm...something. A picture of a gland. An onad. (I think there's onads.) Big sis says to her little brother...baby boy, your onad is swimming in white fat, but what you need is brown fat...and to do that, you need to go downstairs and gas mom and dad...then we can play with the temp-thingy hanging on the wall.

I mean, is this propaganda, or what?
 

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so...ummm...Eskimos. or...body type as in long tall skinny Africans where it is hot...and Eskimos. Dunno, they're always bundled up in furs but I've maintained the stereo-type that they're short and squat...for cold temps. and..."brown fat"? eeeeew. Sounds nasty. and "between the shoulder blades" as in...head? heh! fat-head? I wonder how many of these type of articles have appeared in the past...few years. Or how many more will appear, variations on this theme. There was this once, bis sis comes into my room where I'm looking at a map of the world, just standing there dreaming, listening to Donny Osmond on my 8-track...heh!...and big sis puts her finger on the U.S.S.R. and says look how big they are...places her palm on the red out-lined country, transfers the palm of her hand to the U.S.A. Go away little girl! Donny sings as big sis tells me the U.S.S.R. can kick our ass. Not only that...but there's too many people on the planet, she says...what? we're fourth and fifth graders? Where'd she get this info?

Cue the soundtrack to today...some little girl just walked into the little brother's room...what's he got on the wall? probably not pages torn from the Sears Roebuck...ummm...something. A picture of a gland. An onad. (I think there's onads.) Big sis says to her little brother...baby boy, your onad is swimming in white fat, but what you need is brown fat...and to do that, you need to go downstairs and gas mom and dad...then we can play with the temp-thingy hanging on the wall.

I mean, is this propaganda, or what?
Just something I heard and just saying this as a thing of interest-- I think Eskimos prefer being called Inuit. Or at least a faction of the Eskimos do.