Unconditionally Sincere Apology

[GNTLGNT]

^ Cankles. I'm betting on cankles. Maybe chancres. Possibly chakras.

...chickpeas....

 

[VultureLvr45]

or or

 

[hipmamajen]

(((((Bryan))))

 

[VultureLvr45]

BJ...

 

[Lily Sawyer]

I'm just a wreck and it's 3 a.m. and time doesn't really matter to me anymore than it does The Universe.

Punctuation is largely silly, same with language

If ya can't say it, mime it.

and the only important but unobtainable thing for me right now is some slightly undercooked fettucine simply dressed with butter and garlic.

It's the best I can do from 500 miles away.

I dare not venture out in this current stormhaven.

Then don't.

Also, I ain't Hemingway.

Thank God. The world is far more interesting with you in it anyway.

 

[skimom2]

I'm sorry I've been a useless douchenozzle lately.

Maximum points for 'douchenozzle'-my favorite insult, and the one most guaranteed to drive The Man up a wall

As to the rest… nah. Don't believe everything you think. But I've been to douchenozzleland pretty often. If you need an ear…

 

[cat in a bag]

Dear Bryan,

I don't "know" you very well, but you always either make me laugh out loud or think real hard with your posts.

Sending you positive vibes and hugs.

 

[mustangclaire]

(((Bryan))))

 

[arista]

(((Bryan)) Here is hoping things are looking up real soon for you.

 

[hipmamajen]

How are things today?