Unconditionally Sincere Apology

[Bryan James]

I'm sorry I've been a useless douchenozzle lately.

 

[blunthead]

I'm sorry I've been a useless douchenozzle lately.

Splain.

 

[Bryan James]

Just in general.

I post that message on all the hundred websites I spend hours on.

Every day.

 

[blunthead]

Just in general.

I post that message on all the hundred websites I spend hours on.

Every day.

I've been useless a lot for a long time now.

 

[kingricefan]

You're allowed once a week.

 

[Bryan James]

I'm just a wreck and it's 3 a.m. and time doesn't really matter to me anymore than it does The Universe.

Punctuation is largely silly, same with language, and the only important but unobtainable thing for me right now is some slightly undercooked fettucine simply dressed with butter and garlic.

I dare not venture out in this current stormhaven.

Also, I ain't Hemingway.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...easy does it oh garlic scented one...we douchenozzles must hang together....

 

[Spideyman]

Sending out some calming vibes with inner peace included. We are here as needed. Love and green lights.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I'm just a wreck and it's 3 a.m. and time doesn't really matter to me anymore than it does The Universe.

Punctuation is largely silly, same with language, and the only important but unobtainable thing for me right now is some slightly undercooked fettucine simply dressed with butter and garlic.

I dare not venture out in this current stormhaven.

Also, I ain't Hemingway.

Check in with me when you next log-in please Bryan James.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Douchebag is becoming passé - you've give me douchenozzle to use on them instead. Storms are great. Soldier on, crazy. You're in good company.

 

[not_nadine]

I'm just a wreck and it's 3 a.m. and time doesn't really matter to me anymore than it does The Universe.

Punctuation is largely silly, same with language, and the only important but unobtainable thing for me right now is some slightly undercooked fettucine simply dressed with butter and garlic.

I dare not venture out in this current stormhaven.

Also, I ain't Hemingway.

No, but your are Bryan. Yes. You are. That's right, you are Bryan.

 

[Haunted]

Stop beating our friend Bryan up!!! We here to hear.....was 'sup?

 

[VultureLvr45]

and and

 

[blunthead]

I'm just a wreck and it's 3 a.m. and time doesn't really matter to me anymore than it does The Universe.

Punctuation is largely silly, same with language, and the only important but unobtainable thing for me right now is some slightly undercooked fettucine simply dressed with butter and garlic.

I dare not venture out in this current stormhaven.

Also, I ain't Hemingway.

Language is a little important.

 

[Dana Jean]

Bryan, what's going on dude? It's cool. We all have these crappy moments. Just come and work it out.

 

[king family fan]

Bryan, just stick with us, we are here for you.We got big ears and even big mouths. Would listen well and chat lots. Know we care.

 

[Bryan James]

Thanks folks. This is just another thing. The SSDD. Not one bit of the old ultra-violins.

 

[blunthead]

Bryan, just stick with us, we are here for you.We got big ears and even big mouths...

...and big...nevermind...

 

[Bryan James]

^ Cankles. I'm betting on cankles. Maybe chancres. Possibly chakras.

 

[VultureLvr45]

C words eh...