Oh how I hate that stupid freakin' saying. Every tourist attraction (or anything even close to one) sells cheap mugs, keyrings t-shirts, stationary - all keep calm and do everything from eat chocolate, to p*ss off. Only one has ever made me smile a little bit - in a shop in a holiday resort, amongst all the cheap tat, and the "keep calm and drink tea" or "keep calm and support (insert football team name here)" mugs, was a mug that said "Keep Clam, I'm Dyslexic". It at least had a little bit of thought gone into it.
About the books, I'm kind of just waiting for desperation to end at this point. I'm upto where David is explaining the true events of the cave in. It just hasn't grabbed me like King usually does. It seems too long too - I'm not against long books, my top 3 favourite are 3 of his longest (IT, Stand, 11/22/63) but they all gripped me from the beginning. It's not the worst book I've read, just a middle of road score for me 5/10 maybe. A good end could boost it to a 6, but I'm just looking forward to finnishing it and starting something new.