What can you do better than Stephen King?

[Neesy]

Too funny....bovine are too tall!

Spoiler

ew

 

[morgan]

But each of us here has something we can do better than Stephen King! Let's hear yours!

I can overdraw a checking account and max out credit cards so much better than SK!!

 

[blunthead]

I initially misread the word roping and was very alarmed.
Welcome back, Cowboy!

I thought it was just me.

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

My French is way better than his

 

[niro]

I am fluent in German.

 

[niro]

I can overdraw a checking account and max out credit cards so much better than SK!!

He problably won't have a limit anymore.

 

[Grandpa]

I initially misread the word roping and was very alarmed.
Welcome back, Cowboy!

Blazing Saddles came to mind, but I couldn't find the right clip.

I can produce words from a keyboard faster than Stephen King. (But not better.)

 

[Harmony Wellsprings]

Chicken.

LOL, still no.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Too funny....bovine are too tall!

....and this worries me, cuz you KNOW that.....

 

[blunthead]

....and this worries me, cuz you KNOW that.....

 

[Cowboy]

....and this worries me, cuz you KNOW that.....

Slow day on the farm

 

[Spideyman]

Slow day on the farm

@ Cowboy- did you ever find the horse that was standing outside the pasture when you went to work?

 

[Cowboy]

Oh, I got him back in the pasture with a scoop of grain before I left for work. All the fences looked good and the gates were secured. When I got home, he was out....again! I checked every inch of fence today and cannot figure out how he did it. Jumping is the only thing I can figure, but I have very decent fencing. Going to have to keep my eye on that one. I'm supposed to be training it for someone else and he is a little spunky.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Oh, I got him back in the pasture with a scoop of grain before I left for work. All the fences looked good and the gates were secured. When I got home, he was out....again! I checked every inch of fence today and cannot figure out how he did it. Jumping is the only thing I can figure, but I have very decent fencing. Going to have to keep my eye on that one. I'm supposed to be training it for someone else and he is a little spunky.

...he knows your ummmm "position" on farm animals there Wilbur...

 

[Spideyman]

Oh, I got him back in the pasture with a scoop of grain before I left for work. All the fences looked good and the gates were secured. When I got home, he was out....again! I checked every inch of fence today and cannot figure out how he did it. Jumping is the only thing I can figure, but I have very decent fencing. Going to have to keep my eye on that one. I'm supposed to be training it for someone else and he is a little spunky.

Cowboy you need to find that "thinny".

 

[Cowboy]

Cowboy you need to find that "thinny".

Lol....it is a thinny for sure. Maybe he drinks Red Bull when I'm not around.

 

[CriticAndProud]

Let's face it, we all love the guy's work and we put him on a pedestal. But each of us here has something we can do better than Stephen King! Let's hear yours!

I'll go first: editing videos.

An Australian accent.

I can almost guarantee it.

 

[king family fan]

An Australian accent.

I can almost guarantee it.

good to see you!

 

[blunthead]

Weld steel, I presume.

 

[blunthead]

An Australian accent.

I can almost guarantee it.

Let's hear it.