Honestly, never thought I'd read a post like this on this site.
What can you do better than Stephen King?
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Constant Reader is made up from folks of all walks of life. Even country boys.
That's not my point; no offense to country boys. Tell me, how many members here are looking for a horse, in or out of a pasture, on their way to work?
Well it's funny you should ask that. Just this morning I was looking for a horse on my way to work.
Not really, but it would be very cool to find one. So I might start looking.
I have had this. Once driving down a road close to my house.
. Random horse coming towards me. In the middle of the road.
Did not know what to do. .
I stopped and he pranced to a field. I was stopping other cars. Hey! horse! help! I was much worried. Police came. He had no idea what to do either.
Funnies. He pulled out gun and said, 'HALT! STOP or I will shoot!" Barney Fife stuff for laugh.
Horse looked at him. And he stopped!
hee.
Horse was ok, owners came, and took him home - he got out.
Another time, same deal. Used to ride by Winterthur (De) everyday.
Once three of them.
Strange sights to see. huh? horses horses. Just trottin down a road.
. Random horse coming towards me. In the middle of the road.
Did not know what to do. .
I stopped and he pranced to a field. I was stopping other cars. Hey! horse! help! I was much worried. Police came. He had no idea what to do either.
Funnies. He pulled out gun and said, 'HALT! STOP or I will shoot!" Barney Fife stuff for laugh.
Horse looked at him. And he stopped!
hee.
Horse was ok, owners came, and took him home - he got out.
Another time, same deal. Used to ride by Winterthur (De) everyday.
Once three of them.
Strange sights to see. huh? horses horses. Just trottin down a road.
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Finally, I have figured out what I can do better than Stephen King. I can walk into a room unnoticed. No one asks me for my autograph or tells me they're my #1 fan. I can go into a bookstore and never once see anything I've published on the shelf. I can blend in.