Got the work Christmas lunch today. I'll give my minions five minutes to eat and then it's back to work for the lazy scoundrels! 
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Got the work Christmas lunch today. I'll give my minions five minutes to eat and then it's back to work for the lazy scoundrels!
True story...I have a toy of him on my desk. It came out of a Happy Meal or something.
You have minions?....... I want minionsGot the work Christmas lunch today. I'll give my minions five minutes to eat and then it's back to work for the lazy scoundrels!
You don't want my minions. They have too much drama. And they eat a lot.
Well then, you can be my minion. Now get out there and do my bidding!
You can't just make me your minion. That's not how it works!
Ha! I have one hanging from my briefcase. Came in a box of cheerios.
Keep at him, Sunny! You can do it!!
Ha! I have one hanging from my briefcase. Came in a box of cheerios.
Keep at him, Sunny! You can do it!!
Ganging up on me! Girls are mean!
You've been talking to Doyou, haven't you?.....because she said the exact same thing when I said the first person to bring me Nikki Sixx wins....and guess what? She was wrong
Now get out there and get to minioning!!
DiO gave me a pointy candy cane for Christmas.....I'm not afraid to use itGanging up on me! Girls are mean!
You've been talking to Doyou, haven't you?.....because she said the exact same thing when I said the first person to bring me Nikki Sixx wins....and guess what? She was wrong
Now get out there and get to minioning!!
DiO gave me a pointy candy cane for Christmas.....I'm not afraid to use it
Before I agree to this, what are the perks of the position? Is there competitive pay and a nice benefits package? 401k? Company car? Unlimited supply of Sun Drop? I need to know these thing. I got kids and child support to pay!
Oh Sweetie, it's so cute that you think you have a choice.......
I can guarantee an unlimited supply of Sundrop, and the best most fun adventures ever!
Oh Sweetie, it's so cute that you think you have a choice.......
I can guarantee an unlimited supply of Sundrop, and the best most fun adventures ever!
I'm gonna need more information on these adventures. I can't partake in anything that's gonna keep me out late. I try to get to bed by 9 every night for my beauty sleep. Lord knows I NEED it!
You'll have to talk to OoO......he had so much fun when he learned what it's like to be a frog!!I'm gonna need more information on these adventures. I can't partake in anything that's gonna keep me out late. I try to get to bed by 9 every night for my beauty sleep. Lord knows I NEED it!
You won't be out late, except for a few occasions and I'll make sure those times coincide with your schedule.
Will there be snacks, fireworks, and non-crazy women? If so, I can maybe stay awake until like 10...
All kinds of snacks! I'm a really good cook. I have been known to use the fire pit to launch fireworks from time to time.
Depends on how you define crazy, but I'm not a psychotic stalker or anything like that.......
Oh, and I should add that in my family we don't say hold my beer and watch this in the same sentence.....we take our beer with us
She did not say she would be a matchmaker! You're trying to make her your minion! Thought it was the other way 'round!Okay, find me a non-crazy one that looks like Sofia Vergara and I'm in.
She did not say she would be a matchmaker! You're trying to make her your minion! Thought it was the other way 'round!
Fine, I'll run up to Richmond and grab her a dude that looks like Nikki Sixx. In certain light. If you squint. And drink heavily.
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