What is the last dream that you had?

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Connor B

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I haven't noticed any threads about the discussion of dreams. If I haven't I must not have been looking hard enough. Anyway, the last dream I had was crazy. I was home with my parents and grandmother one day. An escaped convict stormed into the house, and took us all hostage. It culminated in me blowing the guy away. It took an entire magazine to put him down. Very visceral stuff.
 
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DiO'Bolic

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A recent dream had me looking for a fishing boat to charter. I was lost and walked into a room where Stephen King was sitting way in the back signing books. He looked rather tired way off in the distance. His entourage of staff were at a desk and all had blue hair. I asked if any them were Marsha because I would like to meet her. Ms Mod somehow immediately knew who I was and said if I had a book with me she would have Stephen personalize it so I could get it off my bucket list. I just so happened to have a paperback copy of Thinner with me. She asked me if I wanted to me him, but I declined because of how tired he looked. She took the book and came back a few minutes later. She handed me the book and took me by the hand, leading me up several flights of stairs. The building for some reason had a bell tower and while I was looking out she pushed me out of the opening. I fell several stories and landed in a fishing boat as the building was located on the docks. I looked up at her and said thanks. She yelled down you're welcome and that I was lucky because she didn't know there was any water below us. Funny how things turn out at times. :)
 
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DiO'Bolic said:
A recent dream had me looking for a fishing boat to charter. I was lost and walked into a room where Stephen King was sitting way in the back signing books. He looked rather tired way off in the distance. His entourage of staff were at a desk and all had blue hair. I asked if any them were Marsha because I would like to meet her. Ms Mod somehow immediately knew who I was and said if I had a book with me she would have Stephen personalize it so I could get it off my bucket list. I just so happened to have a paperback copy of Thinner with me. She asked me if I wanted to me him, but I declined because of how tired he looked. She took the book and came back a few minutes later. She handed me the book and took me by the hand, leading me up several flights of stairs. The building for some reason had a bell tower and while I was looking out she pushed me out of the opening. I fell several stories and landed in a fishing boat as the building was located on the docks. I looked up at her and said thanks. She yelled down you're welcome and that I was lucky because she didn't know there was any water below us. Funny how things turn out at times. :)
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OMG, I had that same dream...without the water!

JK ;;D
 
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A few nights ago I had a dream that Becky Connor from Roseanne was yelling at me nonstop. At one point she yelled "I've DUSTED the COUCH and I GAVE a LECTURE" and she hit the couch with her fist with every capitalized word. Immediately after that she disappeared and the theme song from The Nanny came on, and I ran around in stupid little circles then yelled at myself for being so happy.

Another funny one was I was on a road trip with a bunch of people I've never met and were in this big 70's cargo van. We stopped at a gas station and I decided to run in and buy food and drink for everyone. Once inside I couldn't find the food I wanted, and the more I looked the more my vision got dim and it was like my eyes were taped half shut. The only other person in the store was the owner, some old guy, who told me to go look in the freezer because his wife had bought "all that ****" and it was full of steaks, ham, etc. The more I looked at the shelves for the stupid food the emptier they got and the store kept getting darker like the lights were dimming off. I walked past a window and realized my 70's van and travel companions were long vanished and the owner of the store had disappeared and the place was now dark and deserted. The guy got on some intercom and told me not to move because the place was surrounded by cops and did I see how empty the shelves were, and did I realize I was the only person in the store at the time? I was all "I JUST WANTED TO BUY SOME CANDY FOR MY STUPID FRIENDS THAT DITCHED ME". 2 seconds later the store and everything is gone and I'm inside some weird building that has snowdrifts piled to the ceiling in places, inside. I start sledding, and was all "LOL WEEE" and decided to eat a bunch of snow off of a random piano bench sitting in the middle of the room, then freaked and tried to make the bench look untampered with. Some lady walked in and tossed a huge load of laundry for me to fold and I woke up. The freaking end.

Got any funny, silly, scary, or totally random ones you'd like to share??
 
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Seeing I'm on SKMB, I should include a dream that include Stephen King. This is not made up. I was walking along somewhere near the ocean(I think it was around Wickham which is a suburb here) it was about 7pm, and I went into a bar/pub, which above the door had the sign '1727' (don't know why). I went in, got a beer, and Stephen King was sitting at the bar. He was like circa 1984. He was eating a plate of spaghetti bolognaise, and reading a book at the same time. I sat down and started to talk to him and he said he didn't want to talk and then started eating and reading again. I walked outside after the beer and then my dead father appeared and I started talking to him(i can't remember exactly what about) then he said he had to go, and started walking out on the sand and then walked into the water and dissapeared. I've had a couple of dreams that've included King.
 
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I was asleep on the plane as it made its approach to Denver. In my dream, the plan went into a sudden deep dive to land, and I'm thinking, whoa, that's different. I looked out the window (I actually was in an aisle seat, so go figure), and I thought, "We're landing at Fort Collins/Loveland airport? What happened with DIA?" The plane leveled out to land, and I'm seeing trees and gas stations and buildings, and I'm going, "Wait, this is the frontage road of I-25." Then I woke up as the plane touched down on the runway at DIA.

This morning, I dreamed I ran across a good friend I've only personally met once, but we got along so famously that we've referred to each other as BFAM* ever since. He makes a good living in upstate New York, but this was in Southern California somewhere, and was living in a big spare room off of a motel. I wanted a glass of water, and he said he had ice for me. The ice maker was attached under the sink. He activated it, and it plopped out cubes of ice on the floor under the sink, close to a kitty litter tray. He put the ice cubes in a glass, and I'm thinking, "Yeah, I don't really want that."

We were chatting and moving around the place, and I came across this weird contraption. I pushed some buttons, and it turned out to be a special phone system to call his brother and sister with. The sister answered and started talking, and I pushed buttons, and then got the brother answering, and I apologized that I was with BFAM and had called him ... I hesitated, trying to find the word ... erroneously. BFAM walked up and said, "Don't worry, bro. It was a mistake, and I'm fine." I clicked it off, and then the sister came on. She was still talking, nonstop.

Then the alarm went off in real life, and I woke up. There was actually a lot more to the dream, with BFAM and I being out on the road standing around parked cars, and a girl who said she was a stripper and wanted to give me a lap dance, and I just walked her to the club, and then she looked like an entirely different person, and she had a really lousy attitude. But that stuff wasn't all that interesting.

My dreams. I bet you're sorry you asked, hey?




*BFAM is Brother From Another Mother, for those who are curious.
 
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I can't help you. My dreams are lately too R-rated. If I'm lucky! Apparently, the older I get, the less horny I ain't. Here, try this one for size. This got posted on a board I frequent & we've been dissecting the crap out of it. Someone even starting a fan-fiction about it! There must be more here than meets the eye. Right? It seems simple on the surface, but lots of unanswered questions. Any insight would certainly be appreciated. Ah, just tell me what the hell it means! Oh, it isn't mentioned, but you may notice the pale lady is butt naked. Could this be one of my dreams?

 
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grin willard said:
I can't help you. My dreams are lately too R-rated. If I'm lucky! Apparently, the older I get, the less horny I ain't. Here, try this one for size. This got posted on a board I frequent & we've been dissecting the crap out of it. Someone even starting a fan-fiction about it! There must be more here than meets the eye. Right? It seems simple on the surface, but lots of unanswered questions. Any insight would certainly be appreciated. Ah, just tell me what the hell it means! Oh, it isn't mentioned, but you may notice the pale lady is butt naked. Could this be one of my dreams?

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Gadzooks. This story (in a book) used to haunt the living crap out of me. Here's the illustration!
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