When Squirrels Attack.
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Last year a squirrel got mixed up with a transformer and my work building lost power for over 2 hours. My buddy Doug found the squirrel and threw it in the dumpster...it was quite blackened. I don't know what it tasted like though.
I thought maybe this was a newly discovered, yet previously unreleased Zappa album to bookend this classic:
Funniest damn scene of that whole movie! Awesome!
"The fate of the squirrel is unknown" ... LOLOL
Maddie
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
We had a high school about 15 miles south of us that the mascot was the "The Fighting Squirrels". When you walked onto their football field, there was this billboard of a squirrel with fangs and extended claws. Their football players took quite a bit of crap on the field from just about any opposing team, but not from me because I was above all that......
It's just hard to make a squirrel look menacing.....lol
It's just hard to make a squirrel look menacing.....lol
Awesome, you can't make that stuff up! (well you can, but it wouldn't have that strange-but-true shine to it)
I told y'all about Mr. Chippy. He could have been charged with all kinds of crime. Breaking and Entering, Defacing Property, Theft...possibly Terrorism.
After my bird's food. Saw him enter. I just sat there. He took sunflower seeds. Hopped up on the back of the couch, peed! - and went out the window again. He kept coming back for weeks, looking in the window.
After my bird's food. Saw him enter. I just sat there. He took sunflower seeds. Hopped up on the back of the couch, peed! - and went out the window again. He kept coming back for weeks, looking in the window.
You've got a squirrel stalker, Nottie!!
I'll add stalking to his crimes!
The way he looks in your window like that, staring ... it should be a crime!