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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
I can do all kinds of things. You'd be amazed at just how much a dead guy can actually do.
I need tips quick! I've just eaten 3 pounds of lobster and 2 dozen steamed clams.

I'm now lying on the sofa dying, and consuming Tums in mass quantities and washing them down with cheap scotch. I may not survive the evening. :(

At least there's football playing. :)
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
53,634
236,697
The High Seas
I need tips quick! I've just eaten 3 pounds of lobster and 2 dozen steamed clams.

I'm now lying on the sofa dying, and consuming Tums in mass quantities and washing them down with cheap scotch. I may not survive the evening. :(

At least there's football playing. :)
UH, I don't think the scotch is helping.:Oo::laugh:
 

Flat Matt

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Apr 16, 2014
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I need tips quick! I've just eaten 3 pounds of lobster and 2 dozen steamed clams.

I'm now lying on the sofa dying, and consuming Tums in mass quantities and washing them down with cheap scotch. I may not survive the evening. :(

At least there's football playing. :)

If you wake up in the morning and find that you have died, let me know and I'll guide you through the basics of living with being dead.

It's quite easy when you get the hang of it. You might have to lay off the seafood, though.
 

MadamMack

M e m b e r
Apr 11, 2006
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45,138
UnParked, UnParked U.S.A.
I need tips quick! I've just eaten 3 pounds of lobster and 2 dozen steamed clams.

I'm now lying on the sofa dying, and consuming Tums in mass quantities and washing them down with cheap scotch. I may not survive the evening. :(

At least there's football playing. :)


All you need is a good 'ol healthy fart! Blast in the New Year!
 

blunthead

Well-Known Member
Aug 2, 2006
80,755
195,461
Atlanta GA
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Cool. Wonder Woman's legs really do go all the way up!