Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

You get - "Yes, there is a fine line between comedy and tragedy" at times
Inserts cold feet (literally)

you discover you really can attach your self to the ceiling in the middle of the night.
inserts a new fan, eyes narrow & wild w/glee, chin jutting forward, a spot of drool on the upper lip.

 

[blunthead]

you get to hire an extra bodyguard, and call the locksmith and your gun dealer.

inserts a storm.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to hire an extra bodyguard, and call the locksmith and your gun dealer.
inserts a storm.

you get to splash in the puddles.
inserts an oven set at 350 for one hour.

 

[blunthead]

you get a note from The Vending Machine of Mystery!: "That's not long enough."

inserts an orange.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a note from The Vending Machine of Mystery!: "That's not long enough."
inserts an orange.

you get to use your Ronco Orange Peeler you've been wanting to try.
inserts a mess on the counter, orange peel, blood drops, soiled napkins.

 

[blunthead]

you get the Orange Julep killer.

inserts a mass.

 

[Neesy]

You get priests in flowing satin robes and purple vestments
Inserts incense, speaking in Latin, and pomp and ceremony

 

[blunthead]

you get my high school graduation.

inserts a bon voyage.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get my high school graduation.
inserts a bon voyage.

you get ship's whistle, casting off of lines, blue-haired ladies waving hankies, and the smell of diesel fumes. ack.
inserts a talented ballroom dancer on the poop deck.

 

[blunthead]

you get Captain Trippsnot.

inserts Paladin.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Captain Trippsnot.
inserts Paladin.

just what the doctor ordered...so you take two and take a nap on the couch.
inserts sweet dreams.

 

[blunthead]

you get to throw away the empty donut box in the morning.

inserts a needle.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to throw away the empty donut box in the morning.
inserts a needle.

you become very compliant and docile while the nurse draws some of your fluid...and you compliment her on her shoe choice.
inserts a cold table in the x-ray room.

 

[blunthead]

you get to see what's inside goosebumps.

inserts Intel.

 

[Neesy]

You get an oxymoron - military intelligence
Inserts lasagne made with antipasto as its first layer

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get an oxymoron - military intelligence
Inserts lasagne made with antipasto as its first layer

you show up w/a plate & fork, snowflakes in your eyelashes, day-old infant in a pouch on your back.
inserts ridicule.

 

[Kitten]

You get rid of a lot of cules

Inserts a pint of milk.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get twinkle toes
Inserts a pint of milk.

you get a little kitty saying I love that stuff!
inserts a crack drill team.

 

[blunthead]

you get synchronized weird.

inserts devastation.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get synchronized weird.
inserts devastation.

you also get deforestation and then plentiful regrowth, more so than before.
inserts appalling sounds that come from assorted ends.