Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get the homes of men who dream haphazardly.

inserts couldn't catch the bird.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the homes of men who dream haphazardly.
inserts couldn't catch the bird.

that's Bruce Kimm's job.
inserts Flaps & Seals.

 

[blunthead]

you get to make sure the flap is in the right place before you seal it.

inserts a drawing of an animal.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to make sure the flap is in the right place before you seal it.
inserts a drawing of an animal.

you search through your books of matches for more contests to enter.
inserts two Brylcream buckaroos & a trio of blue-haired high rollers from Dubuque.

 

[blunthead]

you get The Mamas and the Papas.

inserts Wonderboy.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get The Mamas and the Papas.
inserts Wonderboy.

you get to stand in the on-deck circle.
inserts illicit grit.

 

[blunthead]

you get Cuban dirt.

inserts balderdash.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Cuban dirt.
inserts balderdash.

you get leftovers again.
inserts counter space.

 

[Neesy]

you get leftovers again.
inserts counter space.

You get a place to roll out your cookie dough and cut out the heart shaped cookies

Inserts spicy chips with a sour cream dip

 

[blunthead]

you get to reconsider cholesterol again.

inserts chain mail.

 

[Neesy]

you get to reconsider cholesterol again.

inserts chain mail.

You get a suit of armour made out of beer tabs

Inserts a jazzy guitar solo

 

[blunthead]

you get to be one hip cool cat.

inserts the right angle.

 

[Neesy]

you get to be one hip cool cat.

inserts the right angle.

You get to talk with mathematicians

Inserts a hypotenuse next to an isosceles triangle

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to talk with mathematicians
Inserts a hypotenuse next to an isosceles triangle

you reach for the bug spray and zap 'em!
inserts an old gal who can't go a day without tumbling.

 

[Neesy]

you reach for the bug spray and zap 'em!
inserts an old gal who can't go a day without tumbling.

Yeppers - always puttin' those clothes in the old tumble dryer

Inserts a Scottish guy who uses the words "tumble dryer" rather than just dryer

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yeppers - always puttin' those clothes in the old tumble dryer
Inserts a Scottish guy who uses the words "tumble dryer" rather than just dryer

you get guys talkin into collar-mikes, unbuttoning jackets, reachin in.
inserts two jumper cables who walk into a bar.

 

[blunthead]

you get a bartender who can't wait to ask if they're going to charge it.

inserts no reason.

 

[Neesy]

you get a bartender who can't wait to ask if they're going to charge it.

inserts no reason.

You get a pretty funny joke told by Stephen King
Inserts a real groaner (but just don't start something!)

 

[blunthead]

you get good sex.

inserts a new car.

 

[Neesy]

you get good sex.

inserts a new car.

I do?!!? - um I mean - you get that new car smell

Inserts only in my dreams