Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Sean Penn.

inserts 374º F.

you bake it for a minute or two more.
inserts some fresh-picked blackberries.

 

[blunthead]

you get tasty.

inserts a war brewing.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get tasty.

inserts a war brewing.

you get the airports fillin with reporters, fresh change of scivvy shorts in their carry-on, determined look in their eye.
inserts the peace process.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get 24/7 news coverage

inserts a balloon

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get 24/7 news coverage

inserts a balloon

you tie it to the person's behind, so on so forth, and call it game, burst the balloon.
inserts the box scores.

 

[Neesy]

you tie it to the person's behind, so on so forth, and call it game, burst the balloon.
inserts the box scores.

You get cats in boxes, catching treats in midair (and the Russian judge gives the winner a 10).

Inserts a Herc flying over, giving off that familiar droning sound.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get cats in boxes, catching treats in midair (and the Russian judge gives the winner a 10).

Inserts a Herc flying over, giving off that familiar droning sound.

whew! you think, Ford finally came through with a new truck...as it drops outta the back parachute opens.
inserts that new vehicle smell.

 

[Neesy]

whew! you think, Ford finally came through with a new truck...as it drops outta the back parachute opens.
inserts that new vehicle smell.

You get to buy it in the large economy size can - great for spritzing after a car wash and vacuum

Inserts a car detailing service where the motto is "The chicks love it!"

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get to make a lot of money cleaning chicken sh*t!!

inserts a bag of bones

 

[Neesy]

You get to make a lot of money cleaning chicken sh*t!!

inserts a bag of bones

You get to rummage around in it, looking for the wishbone

Inserts an old song on the juke box.

 

[blunthead]

you get to enjoy the colorful bubbles and wonder why the guy standing at the jukebox is smiling at you.

inserts a miller.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get just enough beer to make you want more

inserts a hot summer night

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get just enough beer to make you want more

inserts a hot summer night

you get Al Capone, trying to make that town his own.
inserts fresh air blowing in through an open window.

 

[blunthead]

you get skeetoes.

inserts bulbousness.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get to see something ... like wow

inserts a busy day

 

[Neesy]

You get to see something ... like wow

inserts a busy day

You get to come home, kick off the shoes and relax at last

Inserts the sea creatures found beneath the Gulf of Maine

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to come home, kick off the shoes and relax at last

Inserts the sea creatures found beneath the Gulf of Maine

you get to run down to the helpful hardware store and stock up on paint.
inserts a couple of paint-rolling fools.

 

[Neesy]

you get to run down to the helpful hardware store and stock up on paint.
inserts a couple of paint-rolling fools.

You get to put down a spread sheet and create some modern art

Inserts doing your duty by driving the kids to the game.

 

[blunthead]

you get to drive away from the game.

inserts a law office.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to drive away from the game.

inserts a law office.

you offer your services to repair all the broken windows...duct tape in hand.
inserts a satisfied law firm.