Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a James Bond Movie Marathon undoubtedly .. hahahaha
inserts popcorn (and a good book)

 

[blunthead]

you get Popcorn for Dummies.

inserts fertilizer.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Popcorn for Dummies.

inserts fertilizer.

you get to shovel kaka onto plant areas near plants who appreciate kaka
inserts people unappreciative of kaka

 

[blunthead]

you get the American electorate.

inserts a WWII bar.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get some nice aged bourbon

inserts a hug and a handshake

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get some nice aged bourbon

inserts a hug and a handshake

you get a smile and a shoe-shine
inserts a man way out in the blue

 

[blunthead]

you get right field.

inserts downtown.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get right field.

inserts downtown.

you get to count how many businesses have changed hands and changed signs since the last visit.
inserts the conflicting powers-that-be who either one want you to drive downtown or two want you not to drive downtown.

 

[blunthead]

you get to make up story about how you were going downtown when you picked a benevolent thief who stole your car, and drove you back.

inserts how to make a pen.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to make up story about how you were going downtown when you picked a benevolent thief who stole your car, and drove you back.

inserts how to make a pen.

step one, catch a bird, step two, pluck him clean
inserts one very angry bird, bald to boot

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a skill that will last you the rest of your life.. perhaps pass it down to an unsuspecting apprentice

inserts a pool full of jello

 

[blunthead]

you get to watch a neighborhood of children turn into nightmare creatures of hilarity.

inserts the top carriers.

 

[Neesy]

You get those high up on the food chain, picking it up from the little'uns
Inserts a saxophone and some Scotch whiskey

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get more and more soulful as the night (and the scotch) goes on.

Inserts the next best thing

 

[Neesy]

You get Miracle Whip instead of Hellman's Mayonnaise

Inserts teeth whitening strips

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get to put off the dental hygienist for a while

Inserts an implausible TV show plot

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get another highly critically acclaimed tv show that most people probably thinks it sucks

inserts a ship lost at sea

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get another highly critically acclaimed tv show that most people probably thinks it sucks

inserts a ship lost at sea

you get a girl who wears a yellow ribbon, she wears it for a sailor who is far far away.
inserts the tale of the tape on the characters in Bleak House.

 

[blunthead]

you get a tall, two-story tale.

inserts Germans.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a tall, two-story tale.

inserts Germans.

you duck into the mock-orange bushes in the nick of time.
inserts a bumblebee that wants to play.