Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

you pull Grandma's shoe out of the microwave and say hello?...hello?
inserts the family, concerned about Grandpa's liver.

You give him some milk thistle tablets and say "Take two and call me in the morning".

Inserts a squeaky dryer in the basement

 

[blunthead]

you get Uncle Ted who decomposes much more rapidly than normal.

inserts pigs.

 

[Neesy]

you get Uncle Ted who decomposes much more rapidly than normal.

inserts pigs.

You get the methane plant in Beyond Thunderdome

Inserts a new vacuum (or "Hoover" as they say in Britain)

 

[blunthead]

you get a Noover.

inserts a run through the jungle.

 

[Neesy]

you get a Noover.

inserts a run through the jungle.

You get Creedence Clearwater Revival playing while Forrest runs back to get his buddies.

Inserts a clean reorganized pantry with no mice, cuz I hate meeses to pieces.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get Creedence Clearwater Revival playing while Forrest runs back to get his buddies.

Inserts a clean reorganized pantry with no mice, cuz I hate meeses to pieces.

you get to blame Neesy for the mice migration, bunch of hoodlum backpacking mice, settin up shop in the basement, startin little hobo mice fires.
inserts a man in a safari hat, mosquito netting, and a fly-swatter.

 

[Neesy]

you get to blame Neesy for the mice migration, bunch of hoodlum backpacking mice, settin up shop in the basement, startin little hobo mice fires.
inserts a man in a safari hat, mosquito netting, and a fly-swatter.

You get Jungle Jim in his pith helmet saying "this weather is awful" while scarfing down his malaria medication

Inserts a big set of white chattery teeth with livid pink gums.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get Jungle Jim in his pith helmet saying "this weather is awful" while scarfing down his malaria medication

Inserts a big set of white chattery teeth with livid pink gums.

you head over to Charlie Tuna's place...out in the woods?...wind 'em up and pat them on the hinge and say go to it Big Boy get 'er done.
inserts a domestic dispute at Charlie Tuna's place...out in the woods.

 

[Neesy]

you head over to Charlie Tuna's place...out in the woods?...wind 'em up and pat them on the hinge and say go to it Big Boy get 'er done.
inserts a domestic dispute at Charlie Tuna's place...out in the woods.

You tell him "Starkist wants tunas that tasted good, not tunas with good taste, Charlie"

Inserts Cookie monster's girlfriend opening a box of crackers for Christmas.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get the meme I posted the other day.. buahahaha

inserts wasted days and wasted nights

 

[Neesy]

you get the meme I posted the other day.. buahahaha

(I know, right "It's like you don't even know me!"

you get the meme I posted the other day.. buahahaha

inserts wasted days and wasted nights

You get my sister playing her Freddie Fender 8 track tape over and over...

Inserts froggy goin' a courtin'

 

[Walter Oobleck]

(I know, right "It's like you don't even know me!"


You get my sister playing her Freddie Fender 8 track tape over and over...

Inserts froggy goin' a courtin'

you get a hot time on the Lily Pad tonight.
inserts a swamp thang.

 

[Neesy]

You get boom chawka lawka lawka

Inserts an order of take out Chinese food (delivered) and a quiet night at home.

 

[blunthead]

you get to wonder where the cats went.

inserts hygiene.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to wonder where the cats went.

inserts hygiene.

you get freshly-clipped toenails, a pile of clippings littering the counter, and a spritzer, toes wiggling.
inserts a pair of socks, ambidextrous.

 

[blunthead]

you get Size Fits All Not.

inserts alibis.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get what you deserve

inserts truth

 

[Neesy]

You get liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

Inserts some Canadian bacon.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to fry it up

inserts a double off buckshot

 

[blunthead]

you get metallic whiskey and lead poisoning.

inserts another day.