Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

You get cowboy hats and cheerleaders

Inserts a polar bear and a seal.

you get a Coke...things go better with a Coke.
inserts the Oobleck doing a leisurely back-stroke about 3 miles behind the SKBM LoveBoat, the SKMB Rockettes high-kicking on the fantail.

 

[FlakeNoir]

you get a Coke...things go better with a Coke.
inserts the Oobleck doing a leisurely back-stroke about 3 miles behind the SKBM LoveBoat, the SKMB Rockettes high-kicking on the fantail.

Welcome back!

 

[blunthead]

you get a Coke...things go better with a Coke.
inserts the Oobleck doing a leisurely back-stroke about 3 miles behind the SKBM LoveBoat, the SKMB Rockettes high-kicking on the fantail.

you get the party on.

inserts feeling better.

 

[Neesy]

you get the party on.

inserts feeling better.

You get "nobody cares!"

Spoiler: just kidding Blunt

Inserts "No, you didn't".

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get BLUNT

inserts famous last words

 

[Neesy]

You get BLUNT

inserts famous last words

You get "Sure! I can volunteer to do that".

Inserts a big headache and no Aspirin.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a very bad day

inserts blue skies

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a very bad day

inserts blue skies

you get to sing, blue skies, smiling at me, nothing but blue skies, do I see.
inserts the nick of time.

 

[blunthead]

you get Eternal Nick.

inserts a mobile medical alert device.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to live independently with a slightly better peace of mind

inserts a shovel

 

[blunthead]

you get to break ground.

inserts a kidnapping.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a wild imagination

inserts a wild imagination

 

[Neesy]

you get a wild imagination

inserts a wild imagination

You get paranoia

Inserts a bowl of hot soup with beef

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to slurp

inserts a blood sucking vampire

 

[Neesy]

you get to slurp

inserts a blood sucking vampire

You get the Night Flier

Inserts a cold, cold heart.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get the choco heart out of the freezer from last valentines day

inserts an addiction to the ID channel

 

[blunthead]

you get to observe and deduct and go pee during commercials.

inserts bad nutrition.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to observe and deduct and go pee during commercials.
inserts bad nutrition.

you get some wise-acre over in the corner booth sayin it's hell to watch a fat man eat.
inserts the morning rush.

 

[blunthead]

you get your breakfast coffee.

inserts a road trip.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get your breakfast coffee.

inserts a road trip.

you get to say, W-A-U-S-A-U a hundred more times.
inserts your better half saying don't make me put my foot down on you.