Word Game - Tpbm

[Walter Oobleck]

Hemorrhoids and hernias suck.
TPBM plays ball.

The neighbor's garage wall makes a great catcher!
tpbm is prone to exhaustion.

 

[blunthead]

I'm just generally prone.

TPBM feels better.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I'm just generally prone.
TPBM feels better.

But my middle finger has seen better days...what happens, you flip off the wrong person. Tpbm can spit five feet easy.

 

[blunthead]

One of the skills cops seem never able to appreciate.

TPBM has the enemy by the collar.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

One of the skills cops seem never able to appreciate.
TPBM has the enemy by the collar.

and hopes dearly for someone to come along and provide us both some relief.
tpbm is preparing a statement on Kick the Can.

 

[blunthead]

Ok, done: The Surgeon General has determined that to Kick the Can can be harmful to a derriere, as well as a toilet itself...

TPBM assures me their secret is safe with me.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Ok, done: The Surgeon General has determined that to Kick the Can can be harmful to a derriere, as well as a toilet itself...
TPBM assures me their secret is safe with me.

sssssh! You're not s'pposed to tell anyone that!
TPBM has responded in the affirmative, all systems are a GO.

 

[blunthead]

I said NEGATIVE!!! are you deaf?!?!?! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! OH CRAP...!!!

TPBM died but the space virus has resurrecting power.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I said NEGATIVE!!! are you deaf?!?!?! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! OH CRAP...!!!
TPBM died but the space virus has resurrecting power.

'cause of the vacuum...space needs occupying...it's the law.
tpbm is coming up on a milestone.

 

[blunthead]

I'm passing it. I hope it flushes or I might trip over it.

TPBM is warped.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I'm passing it. I hope it flushes or I might trip over it.
TPBM is warped.

Just on one end though...the other end is fine.
tpbm needs to call Centennial Heights and make arrangements.

 

[blunthead]

They couldn't hear me. It's too high.

TPBM left footprints.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

They couldn't hear me. It's too high.
TPBM left footprints.

the concrete mason is really torqued-off, too.
tpbm has exited the theatre, truckin' down the sidewalk, "Stayin' Alive" playing in the auditorium of their mind.

 

[blunthead]

you get Elvis camouflaged as a Bee Gee.

TPBM did a head palm.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Elvis camouflaged as a Bee Gee.
TPBM did a head palm.

But the man in line ahead of me did not appreciate it.
tpbm is up at the crack of dawn.

 

[mustangclaire]

but Dawn didn't like it so she asked me to leave.
tpbm saw a wolf in sheeps clothing.

 

[Neesy]

I was coming back from Gramma's house and he had on her dress, too!

TPBM is trying to block out the sound of the football game in the background

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I was coming back from Gramma's house and he had on her dress, too!
TPBM is trying to block out the sound of the football game in the background

but I'm going hoarse from going lalalalalalal!
tpbm has, as a part of their harness, a furry forehead strap.

 

[Neesy]

hmmm - kinky - I usually just dress up at Hallowe'en

TPBM limits who may view their full profile

 

[blunthead]

Full frontal, you mean.

TPBM is a perv.