Word Game - Tpbm

[Walter Oobleck]

It's much better than the alternative. But I wouldn't know about that.
TPBM pauses unnecessarily.

I feel the need to provide the nail with a chance to flee before hitting it again.
tpbm has a face that seems to summon in others a desire to slap it.

 

[blunthead]

It's my famous sneer.

TPBM runs like the wind.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

It's my famous sneer.
TPBM runs like the wind.

especially when I'm caught tending the cross of flowers in the lettuce patch.
tpbm is very discreet about their affairs of the heart.

 

[blunthead]

You made me look up discreet.

TPBM got a life.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You made me look up discreet.
TPBM got a life.

Mama tried...she did her part.
tpbm has a rather pronounced case of steatopygia...and is rather proud of the development.

 

[Neesy]

Mama tried...she did her part.
tpbm has a rather pronounced case of steatopygia...and is rather proud of the development.

Steatopygia - how in the world did you find that one? (my buttocks are just fine thankyou!)
TPBM knows the difference between discreet and discrete

 

[blunthead]

Yes, I do.

TPBM ate the apple.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes, I do.
TPBM ate the apple.

Yes, I ate the apple...but I did not eat the deputy...'twas another!
tpbm sports a goatee.

 

[blunthead]

I'm not a Rollie Fingers fan.

TPBM takes their time.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I'm not a Rollie Fingers fan.
TPBM takes their time.

you bet...and I savor every bite.
tpbm is infinitesimal.

 

[blunthead]

You have to have the right scale.

TPBM capitalizes inappropriately.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You have to have the right scale.
TPBM capitalizes inappropriately.

accidentally...hitting the control key, bumping things...that, or fornits.
tpbm has traveled the world and the seven seas.

 

[blunthead]

Until The Minnow.

TPBM has become incriminated.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Until The Minnow.
TPBM has become incriminated.

hoe now, I thought you left no evidence? another sleepless night.
tpbm badly mishandles ladders on the weekends.

 

[blunthead]

If I can break it, I don't have to climb it.

TPBM is Floyd.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

If I can break it, I don't have to climb it.
TPBM is Floyd.

and cute! don't forget cute! when you're cute you don't have to work anyone asks you just say naw I don't work I'm cute.
tpbm needs someone to tend their lettuce patch and the cross erected therein.

 

[blunthead]

The neighborhood atheists are up in arms again. In fact, all of the neighbors are. It's not the cross, it's the weeds.

TPBM is in the batting cage.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

The neighborhood atheists are up in arms again. In fact, all of the neighbors are. It's not the cross, it's the weeds.
TPBM is in the batting cage.

Coach's orders...says produce or they dock me a million or two.
tpbm is looking forward to the gardener, set to arrive shortly.

 

[blunthead]

Saw a pic, whatta babe. I'm at the airport wearing a sign: "Martha Stewart Ride".

TPBM stuffed themself.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Saw a pic, whatta babe. I'm at the airport wearing a sign: "Martha Stewart Ride".
TPBM stuffed themself.

you bet I did...cake w/white creamy frosting...had one piece then I had another.
tpbm has been known to shout from the rooftops.