Thank you. Sometimes those balls turn into feet and slip into my mouth, but I'm truly harmless and loving.
It's cool! I myself have had to suck on my own toes before once or twice!
World's scariest cup of tea
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If not for my mouth, I'd have no place to put my feet, I swear.
Sweetie, you can prop them up on the ottoman next to mine while we sit side by side and read King's next book.
Oh, goodie! Those slippers will match my fur-lined jockstrap!I'll bring fuzzy slippers.
Base jumping?Um... no, just no.
What happens if you meet someone coming back the other way? Who has right of way? (taking the 'outside line'?)
Oh, goodie! Those slippers will match my fur-lined jockstrap!
tarzan fashion?
It would suck to realize you forgot your wallet to pay for the tea. That trail is insane.
I might brave the trail if, I don't know...., Kate Beckinsale was waiting to have tea with me at the temple? I'd be like "Hey, I just climbed the world's most dangerous trail to have tea with you because you're like, the hottest chick to ever set foot on planet earth and all, and I also brought you this puppy." Then Kate would get all emotional and starry eyed, she'd be like "WOW! You did that all for me Ghost? You are so thoughtful and brave, and even though you're are a bit overweight and you talk like you just crawled out of a southern Arkansas corn field, I think I like you more than a friend." Then I'd be like "Well, I really value your opinion, and your compliments are very much appreciated Kate, I like you too, a lot, in fact." Then she'd come back with, "My personal helicopter is parked over the next ridge, shall we?" Then I'd be like "I've already told the pilot you and I will be staying here for a few days and to come back to pick us up next Tuesday." Kate would respond with "How presumptuous of you, Ghost." She'd turn her back to me, swinging her long auburn colored hair, pause for a moment then turn back to face me. "Yet, oddly, what you said makes me feel even more attracted to you because you knew how I much I wanted a puppy and to drink tea with you on top of this mountain. I don't want to leave this mountaintop, I want to spend the next few days with you, Ghost, on this mountain, in the guest bedroom, immediately." We'd then walk outside the temple arms around one another to enjoy the gorgeous view. While outside, I'd yell something very original like "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" while holding my arms up in the air, to which Kate would just shake her head and smile that gorgeous smile of hers...... I figure that's about how it would go if I met Kate Beckinsale for tea in a temple, at the end of the most dangerous mountain path in the world. I have a sixth sense for things like that....
This Might Be The Scariest Trail In The World. But You’ll NEVER Guess Where It Leads. Unbelievable.
Indiana Jones and the Teahouse of Doom.
Teddy sez .... "that's why we have a Keurig" ... the only perilous journeys we take are to Bed Bath and Beyond to restock the coffee supply ....
I might brave the trail if, I don't know...., Kate Beckinsale was waiting to have tea with me at the temple? I'd be like "Hey, I just climbed the world's most dangerous trail to have tea with you because you're like, the hottest chick to ever set foot on planet earth and all, and I also brought you this puppy." Then Kate would get all emotional and starry eyed, she'd be like "WOW! You did that all for me Ghost? You are so thoughtful and brave, and even though you're are a bit overweight and you talk like you just crawled out of a southern Arkansas corn field, I think I like you more than a friend." Then I'd be like "Well, I really value your opinion, and your compliments are very much appreciated Kate, I like you too, a lot, in fact." Then she'd come back with, "My personal helicopter is parked over the next ridge, shall we?" Then I'd be like "I've already told the pilot you and I will be staying here for a few days and to come back to pick us up next Tuesday." Kate would respond with "How presumptuous of you, Ghost." She'd turn her back to me, swinging her long auburn colored hair, pause for a moment then turn back to face me. "Yet, oddly, what you said makes me feel even more attracted to you because you knew how I much I wanted a puppy and to drink tea with you on top of this mountain. I don't want to leave this mountaintop, I want to spend the next few days with you, Ghost, on this mountain, in the guest bedroom, immediately." We'd then walk outside the temple arms around one another to enjoy the gorgeous view. While outside, I'd yell something very original like "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" while holding my arms up in the air, to which Kate would just shake her head and smile that gorgeous smile of hers...... I figure that's about how it would go if I met Kate Beckinsale for tea in a temple, at the end of the most dangerous mountain path in the world. I have a sixth sense for things like that....
That was awesome, Ghost!
I have been telling people at work to check out the pics of this place.
...I could get by with a tea cozy....Oh, goodie! Those slippers will match my fur-lined jockstrap!
Was the puppy part too much??That was awesome, Ghost!
LOL
I would have lost all respect for you if not for the puppy... carry on.Was the puppy part too much??
You got yourself a HUGE crush there, man! That's just a lovely little fantasy!I might brave the trail if, I don't know...., Kate Beckinsale was waiting to have tea with me at the temple? I'd be like "Hey, I just climbed the world's most dangerous trail to have tea with you because you're like, the hottest chick to ever set foot on planet earth and all, and I also brought you this puppy." Then Kate would get all emotional and starry eyed, she'd be like "WOW! You did that all for me Ghost? You are so thoughtful and brave, and even though you're are a bit overweight and you talk like you just crawled out of a southern Arkansas corn field, I think I like you more than a friend." Then I'd be like "Well, I really value your opinion, and your compliments are very much appreciated Kate, I like you too, a lot, in fact." Then she'd come back with, "My personal helicopter is parked over the next ridge, shall we?" Then I'd be like "I've already told the pilot you and I will be staying here for a few days and to come back to pick us up next Tuesday." Kate would respond with "How presumptuous of you, Ghost." She'd turn her back to me, swinging her long auburn colored hair, pause for a moment then turn back to face me. "Yet, oddly, what you said makes me feel even more attracted to you because you knew how I much I wanted a puppy and to drink tea with you on top of this mountain. I don't want to leave this mountaintop, I want to spend the next few days with you, Ghost, on this mountain, in the guest bedroom, immediately." We'd then walk outside the temple arms around one another to enjoy the gorgeous view. While outside, I'd yell something very original like "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" while holding my arms up in the air, to which Kate would just shake her head and smile that gorgeous smile of hers...... I figure that's about how it would go if I met Kate Beckinsale for tea in a temple, at the end of the most dangerous mountain path in the world. I have a sixth sense for things like that....
My wife and I have an agreement, "Till death do us part....OR if Kate Beckinsale, for Ghost, or Timothy Olyphant for ghost's wife shows up...all aforementioned agreements are null and void." LOL..
OH GOOD GAN, WHY, OH WHY WOULD YA DO THAT TO ME???....sigghhhhhhhhBetter stock up on the Diet Coke, ghost.
