Write Sai Kings Next Book

[Out of Order]

C

Crouch End is a real place in London but is not like the book. By that I mean, when I have been there, I have not wandered into a Lovecraftian kingdom and been forced to worship the beast of a 1000 eyes.

Hit up the pub in Crouch End then go for stroll. Maybe you'll see something then.

 

[EMARX]

A giant jumps into his Jeep armed only with a huge box of cookies. Heading east from Ohio to New Hampster, he picks up a man wearing an Out of Order sign and toting a huge case of beer. They set their compass to SW and start to shed layers on the way to Georgia. Upon arrival a gentleman with a rounded noggin jumps aboard toting a ginormous container of plastic daisies....North Carolina will never be the same!

 

[Out of Order]

A giant jumps into his Jeep armed only with a huge box of cookies. Heading east from Ohio to New Hampster, he picks up a man wearing an Out of Order sign and toting a huge case of beer. They set their compass to SW and start to shed layers on the way to Georgia. Upon arrival a gentleman with a rounded noggin jumps aboard toting a ginormous container of plastic daisies....North Carolina will never be the same!

Whoa.......that's too scary to even think about............

Spoiler

What happens next?

 

[EMARX]

Whoa.......that's too scary to even think about............

Spoiler

What happens next?

I was too spooked to continue, but it did involve a Johnny Depp movie marathon.......

 

[Out of Order]

I was too spooked to continue, but it did involve a Johnny Depp movie marathon.......

Shudders.....his last few movies have been horrors.....

 

[Neesy]

A giant jumps into his Jeep armed only with a huge box of cookies. Heading east from Ohio to New Hampster, he picks up a man wearing an Out of Order sign and toting a huge case of beer. They set their compass to SW and start to shed layers on the way to Georgia. Upon arrival a gentleman with a rounded noggin jumps aboard toting a ginormous container of plastic daisies....North Carolina will never be the same!

 

[kingricefan]

C

Crouch End is a real place in London but is not like the book. By that I mean, when I have been there, I have not wandered into a Lovecraftian kingdom and been forced to worship the beast of a 1000 eyes.

.....as of yet.

 

[Maskins]

Hit up the pub in Crouch End then go for stroll. Maybe you'll see something then.

I mean yeah, I have woken up next to someone in London who looked like the beast with a 1000 eyes after visiting the pub (just kidding).

 

[Maskins]

.....as of yet.

That's why I don't go back there...

 

[Out of Order]

I mean yeah, I have woken up next to someone in London who looked like the beast with a 1000 eyes after visiting the pub (just kidding).

Yeah, I wake up next to her every morning.....

{zooms out of thread......}

 

[@PM]

I believe Crouch End and The Doctor's Case were set in London.

Ok I've read neither (yet). And have never visited London (yet). So I know what to do.

My first post on this forum using an iPad by the way. REALLY annoying when autocorrect is in another language

 

[muskrat]

A recovering opiate addict/drunk moves to the small Maine town of Pickler Mills (just down the 'rud from Castle Rock, dontcha know), where he meets a telekinetic wood chuck who warns him of the coming wood chuck invasion. Protagonist immediately pees his pants and begins mumbling obscure nursery rhymes to drown out the psychic connection with this furry harbinger of doom. Hitching a ride in a rusty Plymouth Fury driven by Ace Meryill's second cousin Reggie Fourtenbleu, he winds up at The Mellow Tiger and falls off the wagon. The woodchucks invade, only to be blown apart by a grown-up, full gunslinger Jake Chambers and his rabid billy bumbler, Cujoy.

All lit by arc sodiums. Dig it.