Travel plans for next year
I’ve been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I’ve made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family, and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That’s a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, too, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it’s very wet and damp there.
You can do your bit by remembering to send this joke to at least one unstable person. My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
From one unstable person to another: I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!
I’ve been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I’ve made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family, and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That’s a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, too, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it’s very wet and damp there.
You can do your bit by remembering to send this joke to at least one unstable person. My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
From one unstable person to another: I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!