What Movie Is This Line From?

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Lord Tyrion

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"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
"Good for you and your father."
"So guess what I want."
"A new brain?"
"No. Your bike!"
"HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?"
"It's not for sale."
"My father says everything is negotiable."
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"
"Then you're crazy!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're a nerd!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're an idiot!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Infinity!"
 
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Lord Tyrion said:
"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
"Good for you and your father."
"So guess what I want."
"A new brain?"
"No. Your bike!"
"HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?"
"It's not for sale."
"My father says everything is negotiable."
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"
"Then you're crazy!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're a nerd!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're an idiot!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Infinity!"
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IT ?
 
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Lord Tyrion said:
"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
"Good for you and your father."
"So guess what I want."
"A new brain?"
"No. Your bike!"
"HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?"
"It's not for sale."
"My father says everything is negotiable."
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"
"Then you're crazy!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're a nerd!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're an idiot!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Infinity!"
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure ?
 
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"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up."
 
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blunthead said:
Alien ?
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Yeppity Doo-Daa !

Howza 'bout - "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valour pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
 
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Lord Tyrion

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"This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the f*cking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his f*ckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You f*cking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the f*ck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.""
 
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