"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
"Good for you and your father."
"So guess what I want."
"A new brain?"
"No. Your bike!"
"HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?"
"It's not for sale."
"My father says everything is negotiable."
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"
"Then you're crazy!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're a nerd!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're an idiot!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Infinity!"
"Good for you and your father."
"So guess what I want."
"A new brain?"
"No. Your bike!"
"HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?"
"It's not for sale."
"My father says everything is negotiable."
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"
"Then you're crazy!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're a nerd!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're an idiot!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Infinity!"