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ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
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Arkansas
Well this was professional. I’ll just type this out verbatim as far as the text goes. During my time in CID I was known for liking all things Stephen King and all things New England Patriots so this makes the text I just received seem even more juvenile....
Text is from D. Graves (D-Bo) one of the guys i worked with for many years.

“Hey man, got a riddle for you”

“Um, ok?”

“What does Tom Brady and your fiancée
have in common?”

“I’m not sure I want to know”

“Both of them like getting spanked by 22 guys on their big night. Looking forward to your wedding in more ways than one. Love ya brother!!!!”

“I hate each and every one of you more than I can explain...lol”

“Don’t hate, show us love just like your fiancée does.”

“I think we’re done here D-Bo”

I’m not sure if inviting these wanna be comedians to the wedding was my smartest idea.....
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
28,520
156,619
Well this was professional. I’ll just type this out verbatim as far as the text goes. During my time in CID I was known for liking all things Stephen King and all things New England Patriots so this makes the text I just received seem even more juvenile....
Text is from D. Graves (D-Bo) one of the guys i worked with for many years.

“Hey man, got a riddle for you”

“Um, ok?”

“What does Tom Brady and your fiancée
have in common?”

“I’m not sure I want to know”

“Both of them like getting spanked by 22 guys on their big night. Looking forward to your wedding in more ways than one. Love ya brother!!!!”

“I hate each and every one of you more than I can explain...lol”

“Don’t hate, show us love just like your fiancée does.”

“I think we’re done here D-Bo”

I’m not sure if inviting these wanna be comedians to the wedding was my smartest idea.....
I'll loan you my stick......