Happy Mother's Day -- Sunday May 13th
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You got that right. And you sure as hell don't want to look in the rearview mirror and see that face coming for you at 2 in the morning!For DeeJ...
son. of. a. biotch.
I hate it when I blow my own jokes. MEMBRANE. insane in the MEMBRANE.
I need a cup of coffee
My mother made me the executor of her Living Will. She saw the pure hell my father went through when his kidneys failed, so she put it in her Living Will she would never go through that, and the doctors were not allowed to treat her with dialysis. She went into a semi-coma from other problems and her kidneys shut down. Doctors said she needed dialysis to survive but her quality of life would probably be terrible going forward. My brother and sister wouldn't help me make the decision, so I had to make it alone. She was unconscious but the doctors believed she could still hear me. I sat down next to her and told her my thoughts. With her being a devote Catholic I had my brother call the priest to deliver the Last Rights. The priest didn’t want to come, believe it or not. I took the phone from my brother and said things to the priest that will probably cause me to burn in Hell. He finally relented and I sent my brother to go fetch him. I told mom we were bringing the priest to deliver the Last Rights, and she spoke the last words we heard from her “thank you.” She passed later that day. To this day I still battle with myself on whether I did the right thing and the tears are running just thinking about it. Time does not heal all wounds. Being made executor of a Living Will is a terrible responsibility if you actually need to fulfill the promise you made.
My ex never got me anything for Mother's Day. He said I wasn't his mother.Why do I have to get my wife something on Mother's Day? She's not my mother. I never get anything from her on Father's Day... except some blathering about every day is father's day.
He did take my daughter shopping and let her pick out a gift for me.
I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
I found this photo of my mom and me. I'm nineteen or twenty.
That's a great pic Doc, beautiful flowers also.
Thanks, Ghost. Yeah, they are. I think every Southerner has to, by law, have at least one azalea bush in his or her yard. Ha.
I like it! For an extra touch, plant red poppies around it......I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Any left?I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Any left?
Pink lawn flamingos are too gaudy even for her tastes.
Now that she would like.
adorableI just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Watch your mouth, buddy. I have very good taste and the money to back it.Pink lawn flamingos are too gaudy even for her tastes.
Now that she would like.
Bet you can't wait to get your hands on one of these babies...
What home would be without one, right?