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My youngest son just graduated from college. He told me, "that's your mother's day present."
Will he ever be surprised when his birthday rolls around and I tell him, "hey, enjoy that education. Happy Birthday!"
You got that right. And you sure as hell don't want to look in the rearview mirror and see that face coming for you at 2 in the morning!For DeeJ...
My youngest son just graduated from college. He told me, "that's your mother's day present."
Will he ever be surprised when his birthday rolls around and I tell him, "hey, enjoy that education. Happy Birthday!"
son. of. a. biotch.little bastid! I popped your big azz head out of my lady parts, advocate for your rights, baby sit other children so you have no college debt to repay and you can't buy me a bag of gummy bears?
We'll see how well that plays when I go insane in the membrane at 2 in the morning.
little bastid! I popped your big azz head out of my lady parts, advocate for your rights, baby sit other children so you have no college debt to repay and you can't buy me a bag of gummy bears?
We'll see how well that plays when I go insane in the membrane at 2 in the morning.
My ex never got me anything for Mother's Day. He said I wasn't his mother.Why do I have to get my wife something on Mother's Day? She's not my mother. I never get anything from her on Father's Day... except some blathering about every day is father's day.
I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.My ex never got me anything for Mother's Day. He said I wasn't his mother.
He did take my daughter shopping and let her pick out a gift for me.
I found this photo of my mom and me. I'm nineteen or twenty.
Thanks, Ghost. Yeah, they are. I think every Southerner has to, by law, have at least one azalea bush in his or her yard. Ha.That's a great pic Doc, beautiful flowers also.
I like it! For an extra touch, plant red poppies around it......I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Any left?I just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Any left?
Now that she would like.
adorableI just like to complain about it. I always get my wife something for Mother's Day. I was going to make her a new beanbag set with an updated Pennywise painted on front, to replace the worn out old one I made, but had no time with the new pool that was installed. She's already picked up over $50 worth flowers for her flower gardens from hell as part of her gift. I'll probably also pick up some gawd-awful gaudy garden decoration. Uglier the better, apparently.
What do you think of this? Ugly enough?
Watch your mouth, buddy. I have very good taste and the money to back it.Pink lawn flamingos are too gaudy even for her tastes.
Now that she would like.
Bet you can't wait to get your hands on one of these babies...Watch your mouth, buddy. I have very good taste and the money to back it.