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GNTLGNT

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:laugh:

You do know I'm just gonna bust that thing open and drink it, right? Although my son will come out, see that I am drinking, start pacing and have a fit and then he will watch me all night long fearing that I will aspirate in my sleep and die and leave him to fend for himself in this cruel cruel world.
....and worst of all, never release that glam rock/disco LP.....
 

Alexandra M

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Well, I had a first today. I have never in my whole life had someone say this to me.

I had a dentist appointment this morning; just went for my 6 month cleaning. And, I'm guessing most offices do it the same way, the hygienist cleans and takes xrays, and then asks the dentist to step in to take a look at everything.

Well, the dentist steps in and looks at x-rays, looks at my teeth -- loves everything, all good. Then she does the oral cancer screening and everything fine there and says, "I also do a head and neck check for cancer, are you alright with me doing that?" And I said," of course!"

So, I'm laying flat out on the table and she's feeling my head and my neck and asks me to turn my head to the side. I do. And she exclaims, (yes exclaims)

"Whoa! you have very strong neck muscles, do you work out?"

I laughed, and told the truth.

I was not aware I was rockin' a Hulk neck. I look at my neck and it appears long and on the thinner side outwardly. But inwardly, I must be a stone cold anvil!

Don't any of you, ANY OF YOU, F with me because I will wrap this sinewy iron bar of neck up around your skulls so fast, you'll be thinking, "What time is it in Cairo?!"

:rofl: :rofl::rofl:
 

not_nadine

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Oh my! like I've got alot of problems, Now worry about hulk neck. I've gotta go look. be back. If I see a hulk neck..



Looks ok. But what do I know? I have not seem the seen the back of it. Never thought of my neck. Alexandra M how do I know for sure? Are we all growing hulk necks? Do I have to call a dentist and ask if they have hulk neck treatment?


It's probably green in the back and I don't know it. I'm coming down with hulkneck. Sorry can't come in today.
 

Alexandra M

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Oh my! like I've got alot of problems, Now worry about hulk neck. I've gotta go look. be back. If I see a hulk neck..



Looks ok. But what do I know? I have not seem the seen the back of it. Never thought of my neck. Alexandra M how do I know for sure? Are we all growing hulk necks? Do I have to call a dentist and ask if they have hulk neck treatment?


It's probably green in the back and I don't know it. I'm coming down with hulkneck. Sorry can't come in today.

Well, if it were me (he** maybe I do), I would put away the hand mirror and bring out the tequila. Tequila fixes everything :wink:
 

not_nadine

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Ok then, don't want to come down with the dreaded hulkneck. Somebody should have told Bill Bixby about this easy fix.

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Dana Jean

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Oh my! like I've got alot of problems, Now worry about hulk neck. I've gotta go look. be back. If I see a hulk neck..



Looks ok. But what do I know? I have not seem the seen the back of it. Never thought of my neck. Alexandra M how do I know for sure? Are we all growing hulk necks? Do I have to call a dentist and ask if they have hulk neck treatment?


It's probably green in the back and I don't know it. I'm coming down with hulkneck. Sorry can't come in today.
I know! No one ever told me I had hulk neck and now this! What is the world coming to when people can roam unattended with Hulk necks?!!!
 

Blake

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To read(again)KIng's great book, Rose Madder (which I've been reading for the last two nights), and to think he has never, got the best. I understand, one of my relatives (by marriage) was slightly like Norman. In my opinion, Rose Madder is a brilliant book, better than say, I dont know?
 

DiO'Bolic

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not a dinosor. I used to think like that in my 20's and know i am going back and listeing to old diniosras. i founds my self enjoying jhon denver this weekend, in my 20's i whould have been like ewww his is old and i dont like him, know its like gee this dude is not so bad, i can understand him
And I tell my kid I like some of the new groups... like Pearl Jam, R.E.M., and Green Day. :)
 
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