Any real life "Christines" out there?

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Luke Nukem

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I have been restoring a troublesome car which has been labelled cursed, evil, and referred to as Christine by friends of mine.

She is a 1983 Porsche 944 that I bought about 5-6 years ago. She was in good condition when I got her, and ran great as a daily runner for 3 or 4 years (even passed MOTs without advisories!) but then i got the motorsport bug - and that's when everything changed.



After prepping for the first event, she skipped the timing and blew the engine. After that I have had numerous incidents that have ranged from creepy to dangerous. Almost as though she is telling me she doesn't want to compete.

Off the top of my head I have had her fall off Jack stands whilst left alone, slammed the rear hatch on my hand - twice, had a coolant hose split and cause second degree burns (and 6 weeks seeing a plastic surgeon), accelerator pedal sticking open, petrol cap freezing closed - in summer, random unexplained electrical problems, losing a torqued down sump plug and all oil, plus a lot of mechanical failures that would never happen again in a lifetime, plus a lot more...

I'm sceptical, but i know others who refuse to go anywhere near her.

Here's a (supposedly) sinister looking picture. tmp-cam-6895105699797340880.jpg

Oh, I also have a video I took of CCTV footage of the rear hatch opening by itself.

Anyone else have similar tales of mischievous or malevolent cars?
 

GNTLGNT

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I have been restoring a troublesome car which has been labelled cursed, evil, and referred to as Christine by friends of mine.

She is a 1983 Porsche 944 that I bought about 5-6 years ago. She was in good condition when I got her, and ran great as a daily runner for 3 or 4 years (even passed MOTs without advisories!) but then i got the motorsport bug - and that's when everything changed.



After prepping for the first event, she skipped the timing and blew the engine. After that I have had numerous incidents that have ranged from creepy to dangerous. Almost as though she is telling me she doesn't want to compete.

Off the top of my head I have had her fall off Jack stands whilst left alone, slammed the rear hatch on my hand - twice, had a coolant hose split and cause second degree burns (and 6 weeks seeing a plastic surgeon), accelerator pedal sticking open, petrol cap freezing closed - in summer, random unexplained electrical problems, losing a torqued down sump plug and all oil, plus a lot of mechanical failures that would never happen again in a lifetime, plus a lot more...

I'm sceptical, but i know others who refuse to go anywhere near her.

Here's a (supposedly) sinister looking picture.View attachment 26428

Oh, I also have a video I took of CCTV footage of the rear hatch opening by itself.

Anyone else have similar tales of mischievous or malevolent cars?
...hmmmmm, I'd be careful walking in front of it-just sayin'....me?.....I own a Jeep and they coined the term "cantankerous"....they end up costing more than they're worth in repairs-but yet I still love em....so yeah, they have their own siren song.....
 

mal

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Cool story Luke Nukem. Good luck with the ongoing maintenance. I'd splash it with holy water just to see what happens. If it doesn't smoke then I'd cut a live chicken over the hood and let the blood flow where it may. After that I would think it should run like a dream!
 
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